I think we need to get Mythbusters involved. Some women in bathtubs with toy boats - it'd be a ratings bonanza.
Doesn't winter seem more like archiving season?
Willow ,'Lessons'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 16, 2008 5:33:25 am PDT #7185 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
bon bon - May 16, 2008 5:34:38 am PDT #7186 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I almost wish that the toy boat fetish had remained shrouded in mystery.
I'm still not convinced. With this origin story, wouldn't you just become a vibrator fetishist? It just doesn't seem confined to boats. It could be a wind-up duck, but I don't see toy duck fetishists!
Pix - May 16, 2008 5:37:45 am PDT #7187 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
to figure out where That Smell is coming from in my kitchen.
Oh, I hate playing Where's That Smell. Such an evil game!
tommyrot - May 16, 2008 5:40:28 am PDT #7188 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It could be a wind-up duck, but I don't see toy duck fetishists!
I wonder if there could be a Schrodinger's Fetish? Like, the whole concept of "toy duck fetishists" simultaneously exists and doesn't exist - until someone goes looking for this fetish. So by the mere act of googling, you could bring this fetish into actual existence.
So, no one google "toy duck fetishists"!
§ ita § - May 16, 2008 5:44:00 am PDT #7189 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tommy, that cat is slightly out of the bag. Also an xkcd cartoon.
Sophia Brooks - May 16, 2008 5:45:05 am PDT #7190 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I'm still not convinced. With this origin story, wouldn't you just become a vibrator fetishist? It just doesn't seem confined to boats. It could be a wind-up duck, but I don't see toy duck fetishists!
I'm with bon-- I am still a little skeptical until a toy boat fetishist explains it all.
tommyrot - May 16, 2008 5:45:37 am PDT #7191 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tommy, that cat is slightly out of the bag. Also an xkcd cartoon.
Yeah, after I posted that, I was thinking, "Wait, that's not an original thought...."
Glamcookie - May 16, 2008 5:45:59 am PDT #7192 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Weekend
- Saturday: Unspecified thing for which I'd love a lot of ~ma in the morning, Getty Villa in afternoon with GF and friends.
- Sunday: Observatory with GF, cousin, cousin's cutie daughter, homework in afternoon/early evening
Cashmere - May 16, 2008 5:46:23 am PDT #7193 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Tonight is Date Night, sponsored by the daycare center at our gym. For $10, they will babysit the kids for 2 1/2 hours at the gym while we go out. We're trying to decide if we should go out to dinner or see a movie.
Someone stole our two recylcing containers yesterday. What sucks is that I spent a lot of time painting them with our address, and all our recycling rules along the rims of the containers (what types of plastics they take, no lids, glass colors, etc.) If someone wanted the aluminum cans, they were welcome to them but those containers were expensive and now we have to go buy new ones.
bon bon - May 16, 2008 5:47:52 am PDT #7194 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I'm with bon-- I am still a little skeptical until a toy boat fetishist explains it all.
Someone needs to post an appeal on craigslist, looking for a toy boat fetishist to Explain Everything.