I almost wish that the toy boat fetish had remained shrouded in mystery.
You've got my support. Just think of me as...as your... You know, I'm searching for 'supportive things' and I'm coming up all bras.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - May 16, 2008 5:32:50 am PDT #7183 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Sue - May 16, 2008 5:33:16 am PDT #7184 of 10001
hip deep in pie
to figure out where That Smell is coming from in my kitchen
Oh, I was playing that game last night. The winner was a can of old cat food that I had put by the sink earlier in the week when I didn't want to deal with it because it was gross. It was even more disgusting now.
tommyrot - May 16, 2008 5:33:25 am PDT #7185 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think we need to get Mythbusters involved. Some women in bathtubs with toy boats - it'd be a ratings bonanza.
bon bon - May 16, 2008 5:34:38 am PDT #7186 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I almost wish that the toy boat fetish had remained shrouded in mystery.
I'm still not convinced. With this origin story, wouldn't you just become a vibrator fetishist? It just doesn't seem confined to boats. It could be a wind-up duck, but I don't see toy duck fetishists!
Pix - May 16, 2008 5:37:45 am PDT #7187 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
to figure out where That Smell is coming from in my kitchen.
Oh, I hate playing Where's That Smell. Such an evil game!
tommyrot - May 16, 2008 5:40:28 am PDT #7188 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It could be a wind-up duck, but I don't see toy duck fetishists!
I wonder if there could be a Schrodinger's Fetish? Like, the whole concept of "toy duck fetishists" simultaneously exists and doesn't exist - until someone goes looking for this fetish. So by the mere act of googling, you could bring this fetish into actual existence.
So, no one google "toy duck fetishists"!
§ ita § - May 16, 2008 5:44:00 am PDT #7189 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tommy, that cat is slightly out of the bag. Also an xkcd cartoon.
Sophia Brooks - May 16, 2008 5:45:05 am PDT #7190 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I'm still not convinced. With this origin story, wouldn't you just become a vibrator fetishist? It just doesn't seem confined to boats. It could be a wind-up duck, but I don't see toy duck fetishists!
I'm with bon-- I am still a little skeptical until a toy boat fetishist explains it all.
tommyrot - May 16, 2008 5:45:37 am PDT #7191 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tommy, that cat is slightly out of the bag. Also an xkcd cartoon.
Yeah, after I posted that, I was thinking, "Wait, that's not an original thought...."
Glamcookie - May 16, 2008 5:45:59 am PDT #7192 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Weekend
- Saturday: Unspecified thing for which I'd love a lot of ~ma in the morning, Getty Villa in afternoon with GF and friends.
- Sunday: Observatory with GF, cousin, cousin's cutie daughter, homework in afternoon/early evening