Points to Dana's co-worker for the idea, squick for the execution.
Zoe: So you two were kissin'? Book: Well. Isn't that... special?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - May 16, 2008 5:31:15 am PDT #7180 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Steph L. - May 16, 2008 5:31:51 am PDT #7181 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
wind-up bath toys, not electric or battery.
Exactly.
tommyrot - May 16, 2008 5:32:14 am PDT #7182 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
figure out where That Smell is coming from in my kitchen.
Dead mouse, underneath the fridge.
shrift - May 16, 2008 5:32:50 am PDT #7183 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I almost wish that the toy boat fetish had remained shrouded in mystery.
Sue - May 16, 2008 5:33:16 am PDT #7184 of 10001
hip deep in pie
to figure out where That Smell is coming from in my kitchen
Oh, I was playing that game last night. The winner was a can of old cat food that I had put by the sink earlier in the week when I didn't want to deal with it because it was gross. It was even more disgusting now.
tommyrot - May 16, 2008 5:33:25 am PDT #7185 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think we need to get Mythbusters involved. Some women in bathtubs with toy boats - it'd be a ratings bonanza.
bon bon - May 16, 2008 5:34:38 am PDT #7186 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I almost wish that the toy boat fetish had remained shrouded in mystery.
I'm still not convinced. With this origin story, wouldn't you just become a vibrator fetishist? It just doesn't seem confined to boats. It could be a wind-up duck, but I don't see toy duck fetishists!
Pix - May 16, 2008 5:37:45 am PDT #7187 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
to figure out where That Smell is coming from in my kitchen.
Oh, I hate playing Where's That Smell. Such an evil game!
tommyrot - May 16, 2008 5:40:28 am PDT #7188 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It could be a wind-up duck, but I don't see toy duck fetishists!
I wonder if there could be a Schrodinger's Fetish? Like, the whole concept of "toy duck fetishists" simultaneously exists and doesn't exist - until someone goes looking for this fetish. So by the mere act of googling, you could bring this fetish into actual existence.
So, no one google "toy duck fetishists"!
§ ita § - May 16, 2008 5:44:00 am PDT #7189 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tommy, that cat is slightly out of the bag. Also an xkcd cartoon.