In case anyone needed anything stupid to read, here's Esquire's list of 75 Skills Every Man Should Master.
What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - May 06, 2008 11:00:57 am PDT #5172 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
tommyrot - May 06, 2008 11:03:42 am PDT #5173 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
here's Esquire's list of 75 Skills Every Man Should Master.
Apparently getting an Esquire web page to load isn't one of them....
Vortex - May 06, 2008 11:08:03 am PDT #5174 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
You know what's a pain? When you have a shitty cup of coffee on your desk, but you keep forgetting it's bad and drinking it anyway. There was an event, I scammed some coffee and lunch. The coffee is dreadful. Frankly, it almost always is, Marriott makes shitty coffee. But, it's on my desk, and I keep picking it up to drink it. I just need to move it out of my coffee spot, or go dump it. I think that I keep hoping that it's not as bad as I remember and each time, IT IS.
Dana - May 06, 2008 11:08:17 am PDT #5175 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I'm sorry, tommy, you obviously fail as a man. (Actually, now it's not loading for me either.)
Do you know how to place three simultaneous bets on a craps table?
Can you order a drink with authority?
Are you brand-loyal to at least one brand?
msbelle - May 06, 2008 11:13:38 am PDT #5176 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Do you think Esquire has passed any prime it may have had?
shrift - May 06, 2008 11:15:07 am PDT #5177 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Wow, Dana. I'm pretty sure I don't want to date anyone Esquire thinks is a man.
Dana - May 06, 2008 11:17:29 am PDT #5178 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
46. Tell a woman's dress size.
I swear to god.
Steph L. - May 06, 2008 11:18:36 am PDT #5179 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I can learn about the Freemasons in my lunch hour.
How long did it take before the Illuminati came up?
§ ita § - May 06, 2008 11:23:00 am PDT #5180 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It was TeeVee and not net!learning, so it was linear. No Illuminati. History International falling down on the job?
Okay, like three more hours work and then pain relief. Too silly.
-t - May 06, 2008 11:25:42 am PDT #5181 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Woo, Allyson!
Boo, Esquire.
Secret handshake to the Freemasons. I've got an active Oddfellow hall down the street from me and I think they may have to be my favorite secret society. Or not secret. Whatever. It's such a fine name, Oddfellows.