I'm sorry, tommy, you obviously fail as a man. (Actually, now it's not loading for me either.)
Do you know how to place three simultaneous bets on a craps table?
Can you order a drink with authority?
Are you brand-loyal to at least one brand?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I'm sorry, tommy, you obviously fail as a man. (Actually, now it's not loading for me either.)
Do you know how to place three simultaneous bets on a craps table?
Can you order a drink with authority?
Are you brand-loyal to at least one brand?
Do you think Esquire has passed any prime it may have had?
Wow, Dana. I'm pretty sure I don't want to date anyone Esquire thinks is a man.
46. Tell a woman's dress size.
I swear to god.
I can learn about the Freemasons in my lunch hour.
How long did it take before the Illuminati came up?
It was TeeVee and not net!learning, so it was linear. No Illuminati. History International falling down on the job?
Okay, like three more hours work and then pain relief. Too silly.
Woo, Allyson!
Boo, Esquire.
Secret handshake to the Freemasons. I've got an active Oddfellow hall down the street from me and I think they may have to be my favorite secret society. Or not secret. Whatever. It's such a fine name, Oddfellows.
here's Esquire's list of 75 Skills Every Man Should Master.
I can't take such a list seriously if it's missing "Walk in 3-inch heels."
(Seriously, it's simultaneously cool and really annoying to have a BF who walks better in heels -- and in *higher* heels -- than I do.)
Everything I've seen quoted here from that list sounds like skills women should master.
ION, I just got to call people for interviews, and one of them was Super Excited. She said, "You just made my day!" I kind of wanted to give her the job just for that.