Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

'Trash'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - May 06, 2008 11:13:38 am PDT #5176 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Do you think Esquire has passed any prime it may have had?


shrift - May 06, 2008 11:15:07 am PDT #5177 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Wow, Dana. I'm pretty sure I don't want to date anyone Esquire thinks is a man.


Dana - May 06, 2008 11:17:29 am PDT #5178 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

46. Tell a woman's dress size.

I swear to god.


Steph L. - May 06, 2008 11:18:36 am PDT #5179 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I can learn about the Freemasons in my lunch hour.

How long did it take before the Illuminati came up?


§ ita § - May 06, 2008 11:23:00 am PDT #5180 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was TeeVee and not net!learning, so it was linear. No Illuminati. History International falling down on the job?

Okay, like three more hours work and then pain relief. Too silly.


-t - May 06, 2008 11:25:42 am PDT #5181 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Woo, Allyson!

Boo, Esquire.

Secret handshake to the Freemasons. I've got an active Oddfellow hall down the street from me and I think they may have to be my favorite secret society. Or not secret. Whatever. It's such a fine name, Oddfellows.


Steph L. - May 06, 2008 11:27:52 am PDT #5182 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

here's Esquire's list of 75 Skills Every Man Should Master.

I can't take such a list seriously if it's missing "Walk in 3-inch heels."

(Seriously, it's simultaneously cool and really annoying to have a BF who walks better in heels -- and in *higher* heels -- than I do.)


Jesse - May 06, 2008 11:31:21 am PDT #5183 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Everything I've seen quoted here from that list sounds like skills women should master.


Jesse - May 06, 2008 11:32:16 am PDT #5184 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, I just got to call people for interviews, and one of them was Super Excited. She said, "You just made my day!" I kind of wanted to give her the job just for that.


§ ita § - May 06, 2008 11:32:48 am PDT #5185 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So brown-nosing works?