This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tamara - May 06, 2008 10:36:54 am PDT #5166 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Congrats, Allyson!


lisah - May 06, 2008 10:39:32 am PDT #5167 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

lisah, you need to find someone with excellent photoshop skills to take a picture of your kitchen and then photoshop different options in!

Seriously! Visualizing is Hard!


§ ita § - May 06, 2008 10:45:49 am PDT #5168 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently Botox doesn't fix migraines. Well, it didn't work on me, but I do know people it seemed to be magical for. Ah, well. As long as they can still keep getting it. Because anyone who's taking it? Really really needs it.

Bonus of working from home means that I can learn about the Freemasons in my lunch hour. So, if America has made the world what it is today (with the revolution of the democratic system), we have Freemasons to thank for the US? That's no small claim.


Scrappy - May 06, 2008 10:47:47 am PDT #5169 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I ran home at lunch to walk the dog and took a picture of my kitchen floor. Oh the wonder of technology. It's up at my FL, for those who want to see the magnificence. [link]


lisah - May 06, 2008 10:50:25 am PDT #5170 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Oh the wonder of technology. It's up at my FL, for those who want to see the magnificence. [link]

Oh cool! thanks! I like it!


§ ita § - May 06, 2008 10:56:08 am PDT #5171 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My networking has been majorly fucked up for days, scrappy, but although I can see the post, I see no picture.

eta: Pfft. I see it is just me.


Dana - May 06, 2008 11:00:57 am PDT #5172 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

In case anyone needed anything stupid to read, here's Esquire's list of 75 Skills Every Man Should Master.


tommyrot - May 06, 2008 11:03:42 am PDT #5173 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

here's Esquire's list of 75 Skills Every Man Should Master.

Apparently getting an Esquire web page to load isn't one of them....


Vortex - May 06, 2008 11:08:03 am PDT #5174 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

You know what's a pain? When you have a shitty cup of coffee on your desk, but you keep forgetting it's bad and drinking it anyway. There was an event, I scammed some coffee and lunch. The coffee is dreadful. Frankly, it almost always is, Marriott makes shitty coffee. But, it's on my desk, and I keep picking it up to drink it. I just need to move it out of my coffee spot, or go dump it. I think that I keep hoping that it's not as bad as I remember and each time, IT IS.


Dana - May 06, 2008 11:08:17 am PDT #5175 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm sorry, tommy, you obviously fail as a man. (Actually, now it's not loading for me either.)

Do you know how to place three simultaneous bets on a craps table?

Can you order a drink with authority?

Are you brand-loyal to at least one brand?