Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - May 12, 2008 10:26:26 am PDT #8756 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

good luck sj

Thanks, beth. So far I have cleaned out expired items from the fridge and pantry. All of the pantry items are on the floor. Hopefully I can get them in boxes soon.

I am also freaking out about the amount of folic acid I am supposed to take before I even consider getting pregnant. Woman with spina bifida are supposed to take 10 times what other pregnant woman are supposed to take. That means my multivitamin plus 9 folic acid pills a day. I can't imagine having to swallow that many pills. It's just weird. I suppose I'll talk to my doctor and start adding them gradually.


Connie Neil - May 12, 2008 10:43:16 am PDT #8757 of 10001
brillig

I miss the custom-made cherry crepes from the Paris buffet. And the freshly blow-torched mini creme brulees on the dessert bar.

All you can eat creme brulee. Heaven may be in Vegas.


sj - May 12, 2008 10:50:48 am PDT #8758 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Now I want a bellini. They have become the bew thing I have been taking to family holidays, a bottle of prosecco and a bottle of peach puree. Although, I saw Giada making her own peach puree on tv the other day, and I may have to try that.


Susan W. - May 12, 2008 11:05:22 am PDT #8759 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

So, I'm just now online thanks to Monday being the Day of Meetings around here, but I want to add my voice to the chorus of condemnation of Aims' ex-boss, that asshat and douchenozzle.


beth b - May 12, 2008 11:27:15 am PDT #8760 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

just got off the phone with my dad - I looked at my bank account while on line -- and my gift from GWB arrived. Mom and Dad bought a tv. But , they don't have credit card debt.

PS still no cell phone. I hope I find it at work tomorrow.


Cashmere - May 12, 2008 11:30:25 am PDT #8761 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Just got a call from the daycare director at the gym. Apparently, Cut a Bitch Mom has asked that if Owen is at the daycare at the same time as her kids, that he has to be kept in a seperate room. *sigh* The director thinks the woman is hysterical but will try to honor her request. She seems to think that once the woman gets to know that staff and the center, that she will relent.

I'm a mixture of pissed off, hurt and embarrassed about the whole thing.

But A assured me that she didn't expect me to change my schedule to accommodate this woman's overprotectiveness. They'll handle the logistics as long as necessary.


beth b - May 12, 2008 11:36:01 am PDT #8762 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

you have a great daycare center, Cash.

I did not use the word treesex or plantsexwhen I talked to my dad. I just suggested it.


Laura - May 12, 2008 11:39:00 am PDT #8763 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Ok, hungry now.

Waiting to hear how Aims is doing...


meara - May 12, 2008 11:39:25 am PDT #8764 of 10001

Yay for the daycare center at least not being too crazy, Cash.

Went to the doctor, got prescriptions. Yippeee. Fingers crossed that I magically am NOT dopey on the topamax, but it still makes me lose weight (the desireable side effect). Oh, and, y'know, stops the migraines.

Also, I found out I'm supposed to be (for work) in North Carolina the day after I'm supposed to be in Vegas. Not loving this plan, looking at flights. Argh.


Laga - May 12, 2008 11:39:41 am PDT #8765 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Apparently, Cut a Bitch Mom has asked that if Owen is at the daycare at the same time as her kids, that he has to be kept in a seperate room.

oh for goodness sakes! Maybe she suffered some knife-related trauma in her life. If not she is totally over reacting.

I once dated a boy who got kicked out of Montessori school when he was six for telling a little girl that he'd like to strip her naked and cover her in cellophane tape.