Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.

Cordelia ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - May 12, 2008 11:39:41 am PDT #8765 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Apparently, Cut a Bitch Mom has asked that if Owen is at the daycare at the same time as her kids, that he has to be kept in a seperate room.

oh for goodness sakes! Maybe she suffered some knife-related trauma in her life. If not she is totally over reacting.

I once dated a boy who got kicked out of Montessori school when he was six for telling a little girl that he'd like to strip her naked and cover her in cellophane tape.


vw bug - May 12, 2008 11:42:41 am PDT #8766 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, dear, Cashmere! I'm so sorry, you.

I just finally finished a project that I thought we be done around noon. I'm so frustrated. I know part of why I'm moving slowly is because I feel like crap and can't breathe well, but you know, it's not helping the to do list!

Just ordered food and now I get to start studying for tomorrow's exams. YIPPEE!


Connie Neil - May 12, 2008 11:50:50 am PDT #8767 of 10001
brillig

One of the indulgences I bought in Vegas was a turquoise pashmina at a kiosk in Caesar's. So snuggly and soft and gorgeous--and so warm wrapped around my shoulders here at my desk under the air conditioning vent.


erikaj - May 12, 2008 12:00:57 pm PDT #8768 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

The one weekend I had bellinis, I wanted to kiss everyone. Seriously, on me, champagne= ecstasy. Very cool...very unlike me. not the way to end a business lunch. Well, Aims, I'm sorry, but he's nuts. But it could be worse, you could have been Mike Rowe and had to stick your finger up his ass. IJS.ETA: Seriously, DJ has given me a completely new bad-day rubric. "Today sucked,"

"But did you have to stick your finger up anything's rectum?"

"No, of course not."
Your Self-Talk May Vary. "Well, I guess you'll live then."


Typo Boy - May 12, 2008 12:13:39 pm PDT #8769 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Cashmere so sorry.

Aims: may your ex-boss get exactly what he deserves. Pure justice, with no trace of mercy. That may be the worst possible to wish on somebody.


SailAweigh - May 12, 2008 12:18:48 pm PDT #8770 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Damnit, erika! You're going to bust me out at work, I nearly had to ask for the Heimlich manuever.


Laga - May 12, 2008 12:21:51 pm PDT #8771 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

in the Queen Mary's defence, the Observation Lounge (which I can't stop feeling should really be called Ten Forward) may not be able to make a proper Bellini but Sir Winston's Restaurant rocked my champagne cocktail and that's the drink I order to see if the bartender really knows his shtuff.


Connie Neil - May 12, 2008 12:31:30 pm PDT #8772 of 10001
brillig

you could have been Mike Rowe and had to stick your finger up his ass.

Yup, I'm going to have to watch my Dirty Jobs DVDs again, just so I can watch Mike's face when he hears the things he has to do.


erikaj - May 12, 2008 12:34:14 pm PDT #8773 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It's funny cause it's true, Sail. I'm shocked at the number of Jobs that involve that kind of thing. If I had to, I could bear up, I'm not saying that, but I think a lot of the anticipation would be gone from that particular day. You feel me?


Laga - May 12, 2008 12:38:42 pm PDT #8774 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

has Mike done shaft cleaning yet? I tried looking it up on the Dirty Jobs website but with no success. I haven't had my hand in anyone's rectum but I have been up to my forearm in a horse's penis.