Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - May 12, 2008 11:36:01 am PDT #8762 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

you have a great daycare center, Cash.

I did not use the word treesex or plantsexwhen I talked to my dad. I just suggested it.


Laura - May 12, 2008 11:39:00 am PDT #8763 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Ok, hungry now.

Waiting to hear how Aims is doing...


meara - May 12, 2008 11:39:25 am PDT #8764 of 10001

Yay for the daycare center at least not being too crazy, Cash.

Went to the doctor, got prescriptions. Yippeee. Fingers crossed that I magically am NOT dopey on the topamax, but it still makes me lose weight (the desireable side effect). Oh, and, y'know, stops the migraines.

Also, I found out I'm supposed to be (for work) in North Carolina the day after I'm supposed to be in Vegas. Not loving this plan, looking at flights. Argh.


Laga - May 12, 2008 11:39:41 am PDT #8765 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Apparently, Cut a Bitch Mom has asked that if Owen is at the daycare at the same time as her kids, that he has to be kept in a seperate room.

oh for goodness sakes! Maybe she suffered some knife-related trauma in her life. If not she is totally over reacting.

I once dated a boy who got kicked out of Montessori school when he was six for telling a little girl that he'd like to strip her naked and cover her in cellophane tape.


vw bug - May 12, 2008 11:42:41 am PDT #8766 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, dear, Cashmere! I'm so sorry, you.

I just finally finished a project that I thought we be done around noon. I'm so frustrated. I know part of why I'm moving slowly is because I feel like crap and can't breathe well, but you know, it's not helping the to do list!

Just ordered food and now I get to start studying for tomorrow's exams. YIPPEE!


Connie Neil - May 12, 2008 11:50:50 am PDT #8767 of 10001
brillig

One of the indulgences I bought in Vegas was a turquoise pashmina at a kiosk in Caesar's. So snuggly and soft and gorgeous--and so warm wrapped around my shoulders here at my desk under the air conditioning vent.


erikaj - May 12, 2008 12:00:57 pm PDT #8768 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

The one weekend I had bellinis, I wanted to kiss everyone. Seriously, on me, champagne= ecstasy. Very cool...very unlike me. not the way to end a business lunch. Well, Aims, I'm sorry, but he's nuts. But it could be worse, you could have been Mike Rowe and had to stick your finger up his ass. IJS.ETA: Seriously, DJ has given me a completely new bad-day rubric. "Today sucked,"

"But did you have to stick your finger up anything's rectum?"

"No, of course not."
Your Self-Talk May Vary. "Well, I guess you'll live then."


Typo Boy - May 12, 2008 12:13:39 pm PDT #8769 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Cashmere so sorry.

Aims: may your ex-boss get exactly what he deserves. Pure justice, with no trace of mercy. That may be the worst possible to wish on somebody.


SailAweigh - May 12, 2008 12:18:48 pm PDT #8770 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Damnit, erika! You're going to bust me out at work, I nearly had to ask for the Heimlich manuever.


Laga - May 12, 2008 12:21:51 pm PDT #8771 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

in the Queen Mary's defence, the Observation Lounge (which I can't stop feeling should really be called Ten Forward) may not be able to make a proper Bellini but Sir Winston's Restaurant rocked my champagne cocktail and that's the drink I order to see if the bartender really knows his shtuff.