I fold.
At least you'll be in the right position, then...
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2008 8:19:17 am PDT #9891 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Steph L. - Apr 07, 2008 8:19:27 am PDT #9892 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Yesterday, I was trailing around behind The Boy as he shopped for new underwear. One of the stores had a "Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion going on. He insisted he didn't need THAT MUCH underwear, and tried to get me to claim pack #3.
"You can be all butch in boxer briefs!" He said.
"I don't buy my underwear in plastic-wrapped packs of 3," I said. "They come a la carte."
Aims - Apr 07, 2008 8:21:34 am PDT #9893 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Seekrit message to Steph: Boxer briefs are actually quite comfortable. My ass never looked so good.
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2008 8:21:54 am PDT #9894 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion going on. He insisted he didn't need THAT MUCH underwear
The "Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion is awesome! I do need that much underwear, as the Underpants Gnomes periodically take my underwear and replace them with underwear with holes....
Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2008 8:22:41 am PDT #9895 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I do need that much underwear, as the Underpants Gnomes periodically take my underwear and replace them with underwear with holes....
...in new and exciting places?
Aims - Apr 07, 2008 8:22:56 am PDT #9896 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t totally random
Anyone else die laughing at Elizabeth Berkeley hosting a dance show?
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2008 8:24:16 am PDT #9897 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
...in new and exciting places?
Sometimes....
Allyson - Apr 07, 2008 8:25:08 am PDT #9898 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think I'm going insane.
I blame local laws involving chemical analysis and classification.
I AM COMPLIANT WITH STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS. WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME????
Steph L. - Apr 07, 2008 8:35:48 am PDT #9899 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I do need that much underwear, as the Underpants Gnomes periodically take my underwear and replace them with underwear with holes....
I tried to explain to The Boy that he, too, needs that much underwear, but as I'm not his mom, and I don't do his laundry, I don't actually care if he only has 4 pairs of tighty-whities than are more hole than garment.
Seekrit message to Steph:
Seekrit message to Aimee: but aren't they all bulky? My underwear are made of thin, slidy fabric that's designed to not add one iota of bulk to my ass area.
Emily - Apr 07, 2008 8:36:48 am PDT #9900 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
So that Winehouse chick -- she can really sing, huh?