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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
But it will exist. And knowing that there is new Torchwood in the world makes the world a better place.
Usually that works. Today, not so much. Possibly I should have called in sick this morning.
And you're going to a concert tonight, so you're trading off something fun for something else fun.
I'm going with someone, otherwise I would skip it in favor of crawling into bed and trying not to die.
I can be a total downer about anything today! It is my art.
Offered without comment - bacon bra.
It is sad that the woman pictured seems to really need a bra. Not a good advertisement for the product.
The sink-peeing thing just makes me think Dumb & Dumber: Grrrl Power. So not my taste.
The sink-peeing thing just makes me think Dumb & Dumber: Grrrl Power. So not my taste.
You haven't watched 30 Rock, have you?
I can be a total downer about anything today! It is my art.
Gotcha. I will cease trying to interfere with your downing, and instead stand back and admire it.
Do I want a burrito for lunch? Hmm.
Daisy Jane, that jerk sounds like he must be related to the jerk on lj who called himself progressive but said any honest benefits recipient shouldn't mind peeing into a cup.
It's at reading words like these, I wish there were an emoticon for jaw dropped and eyes popping out of my skull.
barked at Amy Poehler peeing in the sink in the Baby Mama commercial.
Me too!
Paging Miracleman, paging Miracleman
Reply to: dangerman@objectiveproductions.com Date: 2008-04-03, 8:56AM PDT
Discovery and Objective Productions UK are seeing a HOST with a strong science background (B.A. minimum) for DANGERMAN, a documentary-style reality series that replicates extraordinary stunts performed by daredevils, stuntmen and showmen and explains the scientific principles that make the most amazing feats possible.
Ideal HOST is male, late 30s to early 40s, any ethnicity, with a strong science background, adrenalin junkie/action man, renegade with a crazed enthusiasm for taking on seemingly impossible challenges, must have interest or passion for dangerous sports and related areas, "no matter how crazy the task appears he has the courage to place his faith in science."
To submit, please email to dangerman@objectiveproductions.com --picture (no older than 6 months) --resume/bio --cover note detailing what qualifies you to be DANGERMAN
--OR -- via mail to: Annabel Raftery Objective Productions Riverside Bldg, 3rd floor, County Hall Westminster Bridge Road London SE1 7JA ENGLAND
I will cease trying to interfere with your downing, and instead stand back and admire it.
The little black storm cloud above my head is an immovable object, I'm afraid.
Do I want a burrito for lunch?
Yes.
Paging Miracleman, paging Miracleman
Wow. That does sound fun.
I don't have a degree and my "background in science" is "I read a bunch of stuff and some of it sticks."
As for this part:
must have interest or passion for dangerous sports and related areas, "no matter how crazy the task appears he has the courage to place his faith in science."
That makes it sound like at some point I'd have to jump out of a plane using some experimental parachute/glider thing that some amphetamine crazed engineering student designed on a napkin during an all-night session at Denny's. "Dude, the math works out, seriously."
I ain't jumpin' out of no plane. Consider me a B.A. Barracus in that situation.
But I'm flattered you thought of me.
I like how the series of pictures shows her growing from a tiny baby fluffball to her more adult look. (I didn't know that Keeshonds were born with ears that flopped.)