The sink-peeing thing just makes me think Dumb & Dumber: Grrrl Power. So not my taste.
You haven't watched 30 Rock, have you?
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Apr 04, 2008 6:15:30 am PDT #9454 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Dana - Apr 04, 2008 6:15:37 am PDT #9455 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I can be a total downer about anything today! It is my art.
Gotcha. I will cease trying to interfere with your downing, and instead stand back and admire it.
Do I want a burrito for lunch? Hmm.
Daisy Jane - Apr 04, 2008 6:15:52 am PDT #9456 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Daisy Jane, that jerk sounds like he must be related to the jerk on lj who called himself progressive but said any honest benefits recipient shouldn't mind peeing into a cup.
It's at reading words like these, I wish there were an emoticon for jaw dropped and eyes popping out of my skull.
lisah - Apr 04, 2008 6:16:00 am PDT #9457 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
barked at Amy Poehler peeing in the sink in the Baby Mama commercial.
Me too!
Vortex - Apr 04, 2008 6:17:50 am PDT #9458 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Paging Miracleman, paging Miracleman
Reply to: dangerman@objectiveproductions.com Date: 2008-04-03, 8:56AM PDT
Discovery and Objective Productions UK are seeing a HOST with a strong science background (B.A. minimum) for DANGERMAN, a documentary-style reality series that replicates extraordinary stunts performed by daredevils, stuntmen and showmen and explains the scientific principles that make the most amazing feats possible.
Ideal HOST is male, late 30s to early 40s, any ethnicity, with a strong science background, adrenalin junkie/action man, renegade with a crazed enthusiasm for taking on seemingly impossible challenges, must have interest or passion for dangerous sports and related areas, "no matter how crazy the task appears he has the courage to place his faith in science."
To submit, please email to dangerman@objectiveproductions.com --picture (no older than 6 months) --resume/bio --cover note detailing what qualifies you to be DANGERMAN
--OR -- via mail to: Annabel Raftery Objective Productions Riverside Bldg, 3rd floor, County Hall Westminster Bridge Road London SE1 7JA ENGLAND
shrift - Apr 04, 2008 6:20:00 am PDT #9459 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I will cease trying to interfere with your downing, and instead stand back and admire it.
The little black storm cloud above my head is an immovable object, I'm afraid.
Do I want a burrito for lunch?
Yes.
Miracleman - Apr 04, 2008 6:22:56 am PDT #9460 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Paging Miracleman, paging Miracleman
Wow. That does sound fun.
I don't have a degree and my "background in science" is "I read a bunch of stuff and some of it sticks."
As for this part:
must have interest or passion for dangerous sports and related areas, "no matter how crazy the task appears he has the courage to place his faith in science."
That makes it sound like at some point I'd have to jump out of a plane using some experimental parachute/glider thing that some amphetamine crazed engineering student designed on a napkin during an all-night session at Denny's. "Dude, the math works out, seriously."
I ain't jumpin' out of no plane. Consider me a B.A. Barracus in that situation.
But I'm flattered you thought of me.
sumi - Apr 04, 2008 6:23:30 am PDT #9461 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I like how the series of pictures shows her growing from a tiny baby fluffball to her more adult look. (I didn't know that Keeshonds were born with ears that flopped.)
Daisy Jane - Apr 04, 2008 6:28:13 am PDT #9462 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That second picture of Kira may be the most adoreable thing ever.
IOpuppyN: I will be bringing Ozymandias to work on Monday now that I have his shots up to date and the records turned in. Yay for floppy eared puppies at work on Mondays.
Vortex - Apr 04, 2008 6:29:36 am PDT #9463 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
But I'm flattered you thought of me.
you are totally DangerMan!!! Plus, it would have been fun to be on the set.