Home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Apr 04, 2008 6:28:13 am PDT #9462 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That second picture of Kira may be the most adoreable thing ever.

IOpuppyN: I will be bringing Ozymandias to work on Monday now that I have his shots up to date and the records turned in. Yay for floppy eared puppies at work on Mondays.


Vortex - Apr 04, 2008 6:29:36 am PDT #9463 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

But I'm flattered you thought of me.

you are totally DangerMan!!! Plus, it would have been fun to be on the set.


Miracleman - Apr 04, 2008 6:31:28 am PDT #9464 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Well, I suppose I could put together some sort of bio/resume ("Qualifications: Smartass Dork") and get someone to take a picture of me and try.

As long as they understand that I may have to be very drunk to try a HALO jump with somebody's "awesome idea I got while making paper airplanes" strapped to my back.


erikaj - Apr 04, 2008 6:33:04 am PDT #9465 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Yeah, well, "everybody knows" we get too much money and use it to get high anyway. Fucker. I hope he gets fired. Unemployment is government aid, too. Would totally watch Miracle/Danger Man, although I also watch Mike Rowe inseminate pigs so he might not consider that a ringing endorsement.


Daisy Jane - Apr 04, 2008 6:41:04 am PDT #9466 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Just the idea that because you receive government aid, you automatically forfit your rights is seriously twisted.

New rule: Anyone clamoring for welfare/SS recipients to get drug tested must also agree to CEOs of corporations who receive "tax incentives" to get piss tested and take a lie detector test.


erikaj - Apr 04, 2008 6:44:59 am PDT #9467 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

They probably need it more, anyways. That was three months ago and I'm still mad about it. That's why I couldn't really be Keith Olbermann's girlfriend. I'd wear him out responding to my personal hit list(and I don't mean porn.)


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2008 7:06:31 am PDT #9468 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You haven't watched 30 Rock, have you?

Mm, nope. I seem to keep forgetting the half hour comedy format exists. It is a sitcom, isn't it?


beekaytee - Apr 04, 2008 7:11:05 am PDT #9469 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Well, I suppose I could put together some sort of bio/resume ("Qualifications: Smartass Dork") and get someone to take a picture of me and try.

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseohpleasepleaseplease

You would SO rock reality tv...like unto rocking actual reality.

It would be the final declaration of the geeks shall inherit the earth.

Shall? Dude. Miracleman is on your teevee. Check it. The wait is over. The geeks HAVE inherited the earth, with a Bwah and a Bwahaha.

Go for it!


bon bon - Apr 04, 2008 7:14:03 am PDT #9470 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Mm, nope. I seem to keep forgetting the half hour comedy format exists. It is a sitcom, isn't it?

I was asking because Tiny Fey's writing is nothing like the Farrelly Brothers-- she doesn't do gross-out stuff, though she does do sight gags. I would recommend catching up on the show, since it's the funniest one on TV. It's on Hulu.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 04, 2008 7:24:39 am PDT #9471 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Actually, the final straw was the car pacing me to make sure I couldn't make my lane change and turn as signalled, on an empty street, even when I stayed put through a green light.

See, that's way more actively hostile than Bostonians usually have the patience for. Most of the infractions I see/experience are of the "Mine! Mine! Get the fuck outta the way!" variety. Sorry you had to be the recipient of the Boston driving gift-with-purchase.

As for the street layout, maybe 16th century cows have it in for you.

ION, I just used the phrase "we were so open-minded our brains fell out" in a team building exercise at work today.