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Reply to: dangerman@objectiveproductions.com Date: 2008-04-03, 8:56AM PDT
Discovery and Objective Productions UK are seeing a HOST with a strong science background (B.A. minimum) for DANGERMAN, a documentary-style reality series that replicates extraordinary stunts performed by daredevils, stuntmen and showmen and explains the scientific principles that make the most amazing feats possible.
Ideal HOST is male, late 30s to early 40s, any ethnicity, with a strong science background, adrenalin junkie/action man, renegade with a crazed enthusiasm for taking on seemingly impossible challenges, must have interest or passion for dangerous sports and related areas, "no matter how crazy the task appears he has the courage to place his faith in science."
To submit, please email to dangerman@objectiveproductions.com --picture (no older than 6 months) --resume/bio --cover note detailing what qualifies you to be DANGERMAN
--OR -- via mail to: Annabel Raftery Objective Productions Riverside Bldg, 3rd floor, County Hall Westminster Bridge Road London SE1 7JA ENGLAND
I will cease trying to interfere with your downing, and instead stand back and admire it.
The little black storm cloud above my head is an immovable object, I'm afraid.
Do I want a burrito for lunch?
Yes.
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Wow. That does sound fun.
I don't have a degree and my "background in science" is "I read a bunch of stuff and some of it sticks."
As for this part:
must have interest or passion for dangerous sports and related areas, "no matter how crazy the task appears he has the courage to place his faith in science."
That makes it sound like at some point I'd have to jump out of a plane using some experimental parachute/glider thing that some amphetamine crazed engineering student designed on a napkin during an all-night session at Denny's. "Dude, the math works out, seriously."
I ain't jumpin' out of no plane. Consider me a B.A. Barracus in that situation.
But I'm flattered you thought of me.
Fluffy puppy!
I like how the series of pictures shows her growing from a tiny baby fluffball to her more adult look. (I didn't know that Keeshonds were born with ears that flopped.)
That second picture of Kira may be the most adoreable thing ever.
IOpuppyN: I will be bringing Ozymandias to work on Monday now that I have his shots up to date and the records turned in. Yay for floppy eared puppies at work on Mondays.
But I'm flattered you thought of me.
you are totally DangerMan!!! Plus, it would have been fun to be on the set.
Well, I suppose I could put together some sort of bio/resume ("Qualifications: Smartass Dork") and get someone to take a picture of me and try.
As long as they understand that I may have to be very drunk to try a HALO jump with somebody's "awesome idea I got while making paper airplanes" strapped to my back.
Yeah, well, "everybody knows" we get too much money and use it to get high anyway. Fucker. I hope he gets fired. Unemployment is government aid, too.
Would totally watch Miracle/Danger Man, although I also watch Mike Rowe inseminate pigs so he might not consider that a ringing endorsement.
Just the idea that because you receive government aid, you automatically forfit your rights is seriously twisted.
New rule: Anyone clamoring for welfare/SS recipients to get drug tested must also agree to CEOs of corporations who receive "tax incentives" to get piss tested and take a lie detector test.
They probably need it more, anyways.
That was three months ago and I'm still mad about it. That's why I couldn't really be Keith Olbermann's girlfriend. I'd wear him out responding to my personal hit list(and I don't mean porn.)
