Offered without comment - bacon bra.
I had to check the link just to see if it was raw or cooked....
I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Angel ,'Chosen'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 04, 2008 5:35:50 am PDT #9442 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
bon bon - Apr 04, 2008 5:37:27 am PDT #9443 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I barked at Amy Poehler peeing in the sink in the Baby Mama commercial. That totally redeemed a so-so trailer for me, and I am an ENORMOUS Fey & Poehler fan. Plus! Bonus Lisa Miller! And the guy from 40YOV that didn't get enough work! I will be seeing that.
Dana - Apr 04, 2008 5:38:49 am PDT #9444 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I had to check the link just to see if it was raw or cooked....
That's what she said!
New episode of The Office next week, finally. Yay.
Jessica - Apr 04, 2008 5:45:13 am PDT #9445 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Damnit - yesterday was National Chocolate Mousse Day and I missed it!
I suppose I shall have to have some today to make up for it. Oh woe.
shrift - Apr 04, 2008 5:47:30 am PDT #9446 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I decided to try breakfast. It isn't really improving my mood.
I already had the coffee.
Also, I'm brainstorming that thing I'm writing for semi, if my e-mailing the details would distract you from suicidal thoughts.
I don't know. I think it would remind me of the thing I'm supposed to be writing, which isn't such a good idea right now.
(Also, IANTODAY.)
Except for the part where I don't get to enjoy Iantoday today.
§ ita § - Apr 04, 2008 5:47:42 am PDT #9447 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Breakfast first, then suicide. Because you can't work it the other way around.
Ianto!!!!!
I have to say, I love the forced exploration of this restricted diet. I'm such a cereal ho. Normally I wouldn't poke around, what with hating sugar, but most of the non-wheat cereals aren't that sweet, so a lot of elimination has already been done. Rock on. Another bowl for me.
Yeah, I'd be a candidate for shopping cart rage. Enough with the blank blocking of the throughway, or the sudden stops and turns. Never mind running over my feet.
Jesse - Apr 04, 2008 5:50:38 am PDT #9448 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So, I was going to take today off, because I felt like it, but then the COO scheduled a meeting with me, so I came in. AND THEN THE MEETING WAS CANCELLED.
I swear.
erikaj - Apr 04, 2008 5:53:29 am PDT #9449 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Daisy Jane, that jerk sounds like he must be related to the jerk on lj who called himself progressive but said any honest benefits recipient shouldn't mind peeing into a cup. I'd mind. A lot. And I don't even use anything. I don't know what I said to him but it felt like a Special Comment for not being "Fourth Amendment, motherfucker."
Dana - Apr 04, 2008 5:53:45 am PDT #9450 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Except for the part where I don't get to enjoy Iantoday today.
But it will exist. And knowing that there is new Torchwood in the world makes the world a better place.
And you're going to a concert tonight, so you're trading off something fun for something else fun.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2008 5:56:34 am PDT #9451 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm pretty sure it's this kind of behavior that put Matt off of driving in Boston ever again.
Actually, the final straw was the car pacing me to make sure I couldn't make my lane change and turn as signalled, on an empty street, even when I stayed put through a green light. Though there were other less-memorable infractions throughout nearly every minute I spent driving in the city. Plus, the tesseract-like streets themselves.