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Emily - Apr 04, 2008 5:07:39 am PDT #9433 of 10001

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oh oh oh! I got new socks!

This is, of course, mostly unexciting, but they are cool socks from Sock Dreams! I decided I needed more knee-high socks, and after some perusal of the site I was convinced that I also needed some above-the-knee, and what the hell, maybe a pair or two of thigh-high stockings!

At which point it immediately turned 70 degrees out and I may not be able to wear any of them for 6 months or so. But new socks!

Emily - Apr 04, 2008 5:09:38 am PDT #9434 of 10001

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Timid drivers bug me almost as much as aggressive drivers.

My mother clearly thinks she's a very safe driver, with her sudden braking when a car is slowing down three miles away, but OH the teeth-grinding I do!

Oops, time for class!

Steph L. - Apr 04, 2008 5:10:45 am PDT #9435 of 10001

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Like Dana, I just ate some almonds. Yum.

I rarely see grocery store shopping cart rage.

Uh....I have BIG TIME shopping cart rage.

Seriously, man -- I understand that grocery aisles are barely wide enough for 2 carts to pass, but people just do the stupidest shit when they're shopping, and it results in them getting in my damn way.

lisah - Apr 04, 2008 5:11:42 am PDT #9436 of 10001

Punishingly Intricate

People who slow down and then put on their turn signal also bug!

In things that don't bug, my coffee (a red eye--coffee w/ triple shot of espresso) is extra yummy today!

shrift - Apr 04, 2008 5:18:51 am PDT #9437 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I wonder if my cubicle is structurally sound enough to hang myself.

I could try that, or I could go get breakfast. I'm torn.

Lee - Apr 04, 2008 5:19:53 am PDT #9438 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'd go for the breakfast, myself. That way you'd probably get coffee.

Dana - Apr 04, 2008 5:24:11 am PDT #9439 of 10001

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Definitely breakfast.

Also, I'm brainstorming that thing I'm writing for semi, if my e-mailing the details would distract you from suicidal thoughts.

(Also, IANTODAY.)

Ginger - Apr 04, 2008 5:27:30 am PDT #9440 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I remember my other iremaking thing: creepers. You know, the people who stop waaaay before they need to and then spend the next 2 minutes inching 10 yards forward? Irks me partly because I drive stick, and that's a lot of wasted clutch work,

Sarameg is me. Also, frequently the creepers do that when I need to turn right in 10 feet or I need to get to the left lane to get the green arrow. Just get to the intersection and stop, people. Amazingly, people behind you may be going somewhere else.

Jessica - Apr 04, 2008 5:27:36 am PDT #9441 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Offered without comment - bacon bra.

tommyrot - Apr 04, 2008 5:35:50 am PDT #9442 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Offered without comment - bacon bra.

I had to check the link just to see if it was raw or cooked....

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