Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?

'Trash'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2008 5:27:36 am PDT #9441 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Offered without comment - bacon bra.


tommyrot - Apr 04, 2008 5:35:50 am PDT #9442 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Offered without comment - bacon bra.

I had to check the link just to see if it was raw or cooked....


bon bon - Apr 04, 2008 5:37:27 am PDT #9443 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I barked at Amy Poehler peeing in the sink in the Baby Mama commercial. That totally redeemed a so-so trailer for me, and I am an ENORMOUS Fey & Poehler fan. Plus! Bonus Lisa Miller! And the guy from 40YOV that didn't get enough work! I will be seeing that.


Dana - Apr 04, 2008 5:38:49 am PDT #9444 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I had to check the link just to see if it was raw or cooked....

That's what she said!

New episode of The Office next week, finally. Yay.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2008 5:45:13 am PDT #9445 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Damnit - yesterday was National Chocolate Mousse Day and I missed it!

I suppose I shall have to have some today to make up for it. Oh woe.


shrift - Apr 04, 2008 5:47:30 am PDT #9446 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I decided to try breakfast. It isn't really improving my mood.

I already had the coffee.

Also, I'm brainstorming that thing I'm writing for semi, if my e-mailing the details would distract you from suicidal thoughts.

I don't know. I think it would remind me of the thing I'm supposed to be writing, which isn't such a good idea right now.

(Also, IANTODAY.)

Except for the part where I don't get to enjoy Iantoday today.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2008 5:47:42 am PDT #9447 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Breakfast first, then suicide. Because you can't work it the other way around.

Ianto!!!!!

I have to say, I love the forced exploration of this restricted diet. I'm such a cereal ho. Normally I wouldn't poke around, what with hating sugar, but most of the non-wheat cereals aren't that sweet, so a lot of elimination has already been done. Rock on. Another bowl for me.

Yeah, I'd be a candidate for shopping cart rage. Enough with the blank blocking of the throughway, or the sudden stops and turns. Never mind running over my feet.


Jesse - Apr 04, 2008 5:50:38 am PDT #9448 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, I was going to take today off, because I felt like it, but then the COO scheduled a meeting with me, so I came in. AND THEN THE MEETING WAS CANCELLED.

I swear.


erikaj - Apr 04, 2008 5:53:29 am PDT #9449 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Daisy Jane, that jerk sounds like he must be related to the jerk on lj who called himself progressive but said any honest benefits recipient shouldn't mind peeing into a cup. I'd mind. A lot. And I don't even use anything. I don't know what I said to him but it felt like a Special Comment for not being "Fourth Amendment, motherfucker."


Dana - Apr 04, 2008 5:53:45 am PDT #9450 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Except for the part where I don't get to enjoy Iantoday today.

But it will exist. And knowing that there is new Torchwood in the world makes the world a better place.

And you're going to a concert tonight, so you're trading off something fun for something else fun.