I wonder if my cubicle is structurally sound enough to hang myself.
I could try that, or I could go get breakfast. I'm torn.
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Apr 04, 2008 5:18:51 am PDT #9437 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Lee - Apr 04, 2008 5:19:53 am PDT #9438 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'd go for the breakfast, myself. That way you'd probably get coffee.
Dana - Apr 04, 2008 5:24:11 am PDT #9439 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Definitely breakfast.
Also, I'm brainstorming that thing I'm writing for semi, if my e-mailing the details would distract you from suicidal thoughts.
(Also, IANTODAY.)
Ginger - Apr 04, 2008 5:27:30 am PDT #9440 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I remember my other iremaking thing: creepers. You know, the people who stop waaaay before they need to and then spend the next 2 minutes inching 10 yards forward? Irks me partly because I drive stick, and that's a lot of wasted clutch work,
Sarameg is me. Also, frequently the creepers do that when I need to turn right in 10 feet or I need to get to the left lane to get the green arrow. Just get to the intersection and stop, people. Amazingly, people behind you may be going somewhere else.
Jessica - Apr 04, 2008 5:27:36 am PDT #9441 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Offered without comment - bacon bra.
tommyrot - Apr 04, 2008 5:35:50 am PDT #9442 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Offered without comment - bacon bra.
I had to check the link just to see if it was raw or cooked....
bon bon - Apr 04, 2008 5:37:27 am PDT #9443 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I barked at Amy Poehler peeing in the sink in the Baby Mama commercial. That totally redeemed a so-so trailer for me, and I am an ENORMOUS Fey & Poehler fan. Plus! Bonus Lisa Miller! And the guy from 40YOV that didn't get enough work! I will be seeing that.
Dana - Apr 04, 2008 5:38:49 am PDT #9444 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I had to check the link just to see if it was raw or cooked....
That's what she said!
New episode of The Office next week, finally. Yay.
Jessica - Apr 04, 2008 5:45:13 am PDT #9445 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Damnit - yesterday was National Chocolate Mousse Day and I missed it!
I suppose I shall have to have some today to make up for it. Oh woe.
shrift - Apr 04, 2008 5:47:30 am PDT #9446 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I decided to try breakfast. It isn't really improving my mood.
I already had the coffee.
Also, I'm brainstorming that thing I'm writing for semi, if my e-mailing the details would distract you from suicidal thoughts.
I don't know. I think it would remind me of the thing I'm supposed to be writing, which isn't such a good idea right now.
(Also, IANTODAY.)
Except for the part where I don't get to enjoy Iantoday today.