Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Apr 01, 2008 6:02:16 am PDT #8610 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

my april 1st post for our library blog

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bon bon - Apr 01, 2008 6:03:36 am PDT #8611 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Kotaku goes all cake: [link]


amych - Apr 01, 2008 6:04:16 am PDT #8612 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Ha! And you're welcome to the basement cube farm...


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 6:06:54 am PDT #8613 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"What if Charles Schulz created the Watchmen?"

Larger image: [link]


SuziQ - Apr 01, 2008 6:08:15 am PDT #8614 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Never respond late again with Gmail.


Emily - Apr 01, 2008 6:11:25 am PDT #8615 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I'm rereading classic L*e G*ldb*rg wank on f_w.

Given that I've been studying convoluted multi-step machines recently, I of course interpolated this as "Lube Goldberg".


Vortex - Apr 01, 2008 6:12:21 am PDT #8616 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think that this is a joke?

Clegg tots up sex encounters in GQ interview I mean, he's british, so maybe, but what man would say

He gave a modest appraisal of his bedroom skills. "I don't think I am particularly brilliant or particularly bad," he said.


shrift - Apr 01, 2008 6:26:40 am PDT #8617 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I of course interpolated this as "Lube Goldberg".

I will totally pay you $20 to interpolate that verbally to his face.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 01, 2008 6:27:15 am PDT #8618 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Student/Faculty Puppy-Beaters Association

So what would a puppy-beater t-shirt be like?


shrift - Apr 01, 2008 6:27:48 am PDT #8619 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh, man. Today is not a good day for people to send me terminations to process. WHAT IF THEY AREN'T REAL?