I'm going to join an organization I don't really like just because they give really good discounts for students.
Is it the SFPBA (Student/Faculty Puppy-Beaters Association)?
Xander: How? What? How? Giles: Three excellent questions.
Xander/Giles ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 5:13:34 am PDT #8594 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sparky1 - Apr 01, 2008 5:13:46 am PDT #8595 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
OK, that's hilarious. But not real, right? I'm scared to put anything in there.
Not real, when you do type something in you get (whitefonted) an answer that says you're #[in the hundreds] in the queue, and that he's away on vacation so you'll just have to wait, but you can keep hitting refresh to see if you've moved up the queue.
eta: xposty with Jesse!
sarameg - Apr 01, 2008 5:14:04 am PDT #8596 of 10001
Finding out you are leading a meeting 5 minutes before it starts (and 5 minutes after walking into the office) and having to edit ppt slides and google calendars when you are fairly unfamiliar with both? Not.Fun.
§ ita § - Apr 01, 2008 5:20:10 am PDT #8597 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ugh, sara. I've had that call about a meeting come in while I'm on my way to work, and somehow my "What prep work do I need to do?" question is seen as surprising.
Mmm. I do have to say this brown rice cereal with soy milk is very tasty. It's more palatable than my tea. I want a second bowl of cereal, but I'm scared to taste the hemp milk.
hippocampus - Apr 01, 2008 5:20:25 am PDT #8598 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
hah. ilounge - [link]
shrift - Apr 01, 2008 5:21:25 am PDT #8599 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It is a good thing that nobody tried to pull an April Fool's joke on me this morning as I was on the way to the office, because I might have tried to claw someone's face off and not realized what I had done until I got to my cube, drank some coffee, and discovered blood under my fingernails.
Shir - Apr 01, 2008 5:22:16 am PDT #8600 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Is it the SFPBA (Student/Faculty Puppy-Beaters Association)?
The perspective was much appreciated. Thanks!
hippocampus - Apr 01, 2008 5:23:56 am PDT #8601 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Shir - Apr 01, 2008 5:25:45 am PDT #8602 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
It is a good thing that nobody tried to pull an April Fool's joke on me this morning as I was on the way to the office, because I might have tried to claw someone's face off and not realized what I had done until I got to my cube, drank some coffee, and discovered blood under my fingernails.
shrift, I don't think I've said it before - I admire you violent approach to life. You're an inspiration.
(I'm not sarcastic, don't kill me).
shrift - Apr 01, 2008 5:37:58 am PDT #8603 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Hi, Shir! I'm probably not going to kill you! I think I shall exercise my violent tendencies by KILLING MY SUPERVISOR.
Who seems to think IT IS APPROPRIATE to send TEST MESSAGES to my INBOX because I didn't RESPOND TO A MESSAGE YESTERDAY because I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO GET BACK FROM FRICKING VACATION to tell me if I was GODDAMNED AUTHORIZED to run the MOTHERFUCKING REPORT.
Also, the building is making strange groaning noises. I mean, sometimes the floor shakes, but this sounds like someone's drilling for oil or something.