Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Mar 07, 2008 9:36:51 am PST #3560 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So what are people doing this weekend?

Tonight I am being watching SGA and maybe doing laundry. Saturday afternoon is groceries, and in the evening I'm going to see Peter Mulvey in concert. Sunday I'm going to be a lazy bastard. Although I might leave the house to meet Buffistas for food.


Cashmere - Mar 07, 2008 9:37:03 am PST #3561 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I would not venture out with the kids after that morning, unless there was a drop-off child watch involved with the outing.

Owen made the decision for me by falling asleep on the couch. I guess getting your face bitten and cutting a finger (not to mention dripping blood up and down the entire staircase) is enough to wear a kid out.

Liv just dumped her chocolate milk out. If I can get her to sleep before Owen wakes up, it means I've won the lottery.


msbelle - Mar 07, 2008 9:37:31 am PST #3562 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

wikipedia says you are correct Sophia - [link]


Kathy A - Mar 07, 2008 9:39:10 am PST #3563 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Speaking of Muppets, today, the Chicago Tribune refers to a comment made by some Irish musician PTB who says that "Danny Boy" should be banned for being too depressing.

Well, I say, watch this!


msbelle - Mar 07, 2008 9:42:29 am PST #3564 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

So what are people doing this weekend?

I haven't really thought beyond the Y on Sat and Church on Sun.

Maybe I shuld try to get the cats to the vet and a swing by the not-our-library that has a book mac wants.


Jessica - Mar 07, 2008 9:43:38 am PST #3565 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Did you ever delgate a boring, repetitive task to someone-- a task that, though boring and repetitive, needs to be done accurately and is very important. And then you don't check on them for awhile. And then you need the information quickly and realize that they have screwed up a key componant which means you have to go through each and every entry, copy, etc for the past three months making sure they are accurate.

All. The. Time.

And then I get chewed out by the Big Boss for not delegating more often.


Theodosia - Mar 07, 2008 9:44:52 am PST #3566 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I had an unpleasant incident with the rude-but-talented guy in two of my classes this morning and I don't know what to think about it. He sits directly behind me -- I was leaning back, with plenty of room to spare between me and the front of his desk, and idly scratching the back of my scalp as one does when one is preoccupied and thinking.

"That's DISGUSTING" he said loudly. "That's unhygienic! Stop doing that!"

2 questions, because I'm still upset -- on a 1-10 scale, how disgusting is it for somebody to scratch or fuss with their clean scalp/hair? My second question is how much of an asshole is he, but the first answer depends on it....


Frankenbuddha - Mar 07, 2008 9:45:20 am PST #3567 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And now I've gone to a ... place. You people.

I went there too, sadly.


Miracleman - Mar 07, 2008 9:46:34 am PST #3568 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Theo...if it's disgusting then I am a sewer of disgusting disgustingness. I scratch my head when I think often.

Two: He is a ginormous fuckmonster of an asshole and should be shot in the face immediately. Please see to that.


msbelle - Mar 07, 2008 9:52:10 am PST #3569 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Theo - he's a tool and probably has no friends.

He should be thankful to sit behind you clean and lovely head.