Theo - he's a tool and probably has no friends.
He should be thankful to sit behind you clean and lovely head.
Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.
'Trash'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Mar 07, 2008 9:52:10 am PST #3569 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 9:52:23 am PST #3570 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"That's DISGUSTING" he said loudly. "That's unhygienic! Stop doing that!"
That's not disgusting. This is disgusting: When I was in my 9th grade English class, sometimes I would retract the lead in my Eversharp mechanical pencil, run the tip through my scalp and then extend the lead until it pushed out the tiny white cylinder of scalp gunk....
I think I only did that a couple of times. Then I noticed a kid watching me, which made me realize how gross that must look so I stopped doing it.
I've been too ashamed to ever tell that story to anyone. Except to you people....
Cashmere - Mar 07, 2008 9:57:17 am PST #3571 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm scratching my head in confusion over the tool's obviously personal issues AIFG.
Toddson - Mar 07, 2008 9:57:57 am PST #3572 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Rule 34?
After the talk about crazy people and their diets, I was reminded of this, which made me smile.
brenda m - Mar 07, 2008 9:59:39 am PST #3573 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Relatedly, it makes me sad that my actual cat doesn't get it when I say to him, "OH HAI." Or "O RLY?"
Heh. You should have seen me last night earnestly explaining to the dog "but you no can has pie."
Also "no pie for you!" and "no [Lucy], that's my pecan pie" channeling the Soup Nazi and Cartman respectively.
I think I was a little loopy last night.
Bush incoherently praises Odierno for ’snatching defeat.’
Today, President Bush thanked Lt. Gen. Ray Odierno, who until recently served as the No. 2 commander in Iraq, for his service in Iraq. In attempting to apply the phrase “snatching defeat from the jaws of victory,” Bush offered this nonsensical praise for Odierno:
That would probably sting more if they hadn't fucked up the phrase themselves in reporting on it.
lori - Mar 07, 2008 10:01:14 am PST #3574 of 10001
Life is good. [link]
Because Gracie is off the ventilator, at least part-time. [link] The blue tube is just blowing humidified air past her trache tube, not forcing breaths. She's pretty happy with it.
amych - Mar 07, 2008 10:02:55 am PST #3575 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
YAY GRACIE!!!
Best news all day. I'm a little teared up.
(Only, not a little.)
lisah - Mar 07, 2008 10:03:52 am PST #3576 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Because Gracie is off the ventilator, at least part-time.
Woo!! Go Miss Gracie Cutie Pants!!!
Sparky1 - Mar 07, 2008 10:04:13 am PST #3577 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Way to go, Gracie! WOO!
sumi - Mar 07, 2008 10:07:00 am PST #3578 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Excellent news! Woo hoo Gracie!