Police procedure has changed since I was little.

Wash ,'The Message'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Mar 07, 2008 9:43:38 am PST #3565 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Did you ever delgate a boring, repetitive task to someone-- a task that, though boring and repetitive, needs to be done accurately and is very important. And then you don't check on them for awhile. And then you need the information quickly and realize that they have screwed up a key componant which means you have to go through each and every entry, copy, etc for the past three months making sure they are accurate.

All. The. Time.

And then I get chewed out by the Big Boss for not delegating more often.


Theodosia - Mar 07, 2008 9:44:52 am PST #3566 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I had an unpleasant incident with the rude-but-talented guy in two of my classes this morning and I don't know what to think about it. He sits directly behind me -- I was leaning back, with plenty of room to spare between me and the front of his desk, and idly scratching the back of my scalp as one does when one is preoccupied and thinking.

"That's DISGUSTING" he said loudly. "That's unhygienic! Stop doing that!"

2 questions, because I'm still upset -- on a 1-10 scale, how disgusting is it for somebody to scratch or fuss with their clean scalp/hair? My second question is how much of an asshole is he, but the first answer depends on it....


Frankenbuddha - Mar 07, 2008 9:45:20 am PST #3567 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And now I've gone to a ... place. You people.

I went there too, sadly.


Miracleman - Mar 07, 2008 9:46:34 am PST #3568 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Theo...if it's disgusting then I am a sewer of disgusting disgustingness. I scratch my head when I think often.

Two: He is a ginormous fuckmonster of an asshole and should be shot in the face immediately. Please see to that.


msbelle - Mar 07, 2008 9:52:10 am PST #3569 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Theo - he's a tool and probably has no friends.

He should be thankful to sit behind you clean and lovely head.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 9:52:23 am PST #3570 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"That's DISGUSTING" he said loudly. "That's unhygienic! Stop doing that!"

That's not disgusting. This is disgusting: When I was in my 9th grade English class, sometimes I would retract the lead in my Eversharp mechanical pencil, run the tip through my scalp and then extend the lead until it pushed out the tiny white cylinder of scalp gunk....

I think I only did that a couple of times. Then I noticed a kid watching me, which made me realize how gross that must look so I stopped doing it.

I've been too ashamed to ever tell that story to anyone. Except to you people....


Cashmere - Mar 07, 2008 9:57:17 am PST #3571 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm scratching my head in confusion over the tool's obviously personal issues AIFG.


Toddson - Mar 07, 2008 9:57:57 am PST #3572 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Rule 34?

After the talk about crazy people and their diets, I was reminded of this, which made me smile.


brenda m - Mar 07, 2008 9:59:39 am PST #3573 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Relatedly, it makes me sad that my actual cat doesn't get it when I say to him, "OH HAI." Or "O RLY?"

Heh. You should have seen me last night earnestly explaining to the dog "but you no can has pie."

Also "no pie for you!" and "no [Lucy], that's my pecan pie" channeling the Soup Nazi and Cartman respectively.

I think I was a little loopy last night.

Bush incoherently praises Odierno for ’snatching defeat.’

Today, President Bush thanked Lt. Gen. Ray Odierno, who until recently served as the No. 2 commander in Iraq, for his service in Iraq. In attempting to apply the phrase “snatching defeat from the jaws of victory,” Bush offered this nonsensical praise for Odierno:

That would probably sting more if they hadn't fucked up the phrase themselves in reporting on it.


lori - Mar 07, 2008 10:01:14 am PST #3574 of 10001

Life is good. [link]

Because Gracie is off the ventilator, at least part-time. [link] The blue tube is just blowing humidified air past her trache tube, not forcing breaths. She's pretty happy with it.