"Miss Val, how do you spell elemenohpee?"
Priceless!
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gadget_Girl - Feb 25, 2008 1:44:42 pm PST #7647 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
juliana - Feb 25, 2008 1:58:13 pm PST #7648 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
waves at Bitches.
Sick, stayed home from work, but had a good night last night. Witnessed M dancing on the bar. Hilarity most definitely ensued.
Scrappy - Feb 25, 2008 2:04:54 pm PST #7649 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Adorable, vw! That reminds me, I wanted to share a story about my friend's 4-year-old. He came home from school and told his mom that they had homework that day which he HAD to do. They were supposed to "blow something up." I guess he thought if he told her it was for school, she might fall for it. Nice try, kid.
Emily - Feb 25, 2008 2:06:19 pm PST #7650 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Witnessed M dancing on the bar
I cannot picture this. Pictures?
Glamcookie - Feb 25, 2008 2:24:23 pm PST #7651 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Okay, speaking of voice mail messages, I have to share one that gave GF and I a completely inappropriate laugh after her dad died. Her mom called me the morning they were going to let him go and needed to get a hold of GF. I told her I'd keep trying her cell and get her. So, I know GF is in her car (prob with music blaring) and can't hear her cell, so I'm calling over and over and over again. Her voice mail announcement? Ricky Gervais saying:
OOOOOHHHH! Chimpanzee that monkey news! OOOOHHHH!
She had forgotten she had that on her phone. A couple of days later, we pictured her poor mom calling and getting that message in the middle of this crisis and it was just hysterically funny. I'm laughing right now (innappropriately).
vw bug - Feb 25, 2008 2:32:03 pm PST #7652 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
They were supposed to "blow something up." I guess he thought if he told her it was for school, she might fall for it. Nice try, kid.
HA!
Witnessed M dancing on the bar. Hilarity most definitely ensued.
Oh, my! Based on your descriptions, I can't picture that either. Too funny.
So, I'm working on this paper, and I've gotta tell you, I am going places I NEVER thought I'd go in a paper. Essentially, I'm having a conversation with myself about how difficult this paper has been to write--essentially writing out tutoring sessions with myself. It's one thing to tell yourself that a paper is concept is really good...it's another thing to "tell" yourself, in writing, in a paper, for a grade. I mean, it's working really well (or so my dad told me), but this is risky...really, really risky.
Laga - Feb 25, 2008 2:39:25 pm PST #7653 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
OK people it's a job interview. If you answer all my questions, "no" and "not really" you aren't getting the job!
Gadget_Girl - Feb 25, 2008 2:47:58 pm PST #7654 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
They were supposed to "blow something up." I guess he thought if he told her it was for school, she might fall for it. Nice try, kid.
I love it!
Vortex - Feb 25, 2008 2:59:37 pm PST #7655 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
They were supposed to "blow something up." I guess he thought if he told her it was for school, she might fall for it. Nice try, kid.
She should have given him a balloon ;)
Witnessed M dancing on the bar. Hilarity most definitely ensued.
was there any booze left in the bar? Because I can't imagine there being any other way for that to happen.
Ginger - Feb 25, 2008 3:17:34 pm PST #7656 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"Miss Val, how do you spell elemenohpee?"
"LMNOP"
"Yes, how do you spell it?"
"LMNOP"
"Who's on first?"