Okay, speaking of voice mail messages, I have to share one that gave GF and I a completely inappropriate laugh after her dad died. Her mom called me the morning they were going to let him go and needed to get a hold of GF. I told her I'd keep trying her cell and get her. So, I know GF is in her car (prob with music blaring) and can't hear her cell, so I'm calling over and over and over again. Her voice mail announcement? Ricky Gervais saying:
OOOOOHHHH! Chimpanzee that monkey news! OOOOHHHH!
She had forgotten she had that on her phone. A couple of days later, we pictured her poor mom calling and getting that message in the middle of this crisis and it was just hysterically funny. I'm laughing right now (innappropriately).
They were supposed to "blow something up." I guess he thought if he told her it was for school, she might fall for it. Nice try, kid.
HA!
Witnessed M dancing on the bar. Hilarity most definitely ensued.
Oh, my! Based on your descriptions, I can't picture that either. Too funny.
So, I'm working on this paper, and I've gotta tell you, I am going places I NEVER thought I'd go in a paper. Essentially, I'm having a conversation with myself about how difficult this paper has been to write--essentially writing out tutoring sessions with myself. It's one thing to tell yourself that a paper is concept is really good...it's another thing to "tell" yourself, in writing, in a paper, for a grade. I mean, it's working really well (or so my dad told me), but this is risky...really, really risky.
OK people it's a job
interview.
If you answer all my questions, "no" and "not really" you aren't getting the job!
They were supposed to "blow something up." I guess he thought if he told her it was for school, she might fall for it. Nice try, kid.
She should have given him a balloon ;)
Witnessed M dancing on the bar. Hilarity most definitely ensued.
was there any booze left in the bar? Because I can't imagine there being any other way for that to happen.
"Miss Val, how do you spell elemenohpee?"
"LMNOP"
"Yes, how do you spell it?"
"LMNOP"
"Who's on first?"
Yes. The guy on first base. Who. Yes. Who's on first. I'm asking you!
t /has "Who's On First" on constant rotation in our car's CD player
I don't know who's on third
Witnessed M dancing on the bar.
I am agog. This is me, a-goggling.
No shit?!?
