Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Feb 25, 2008 2:59:37 pm PST #7655 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

They were supposed to "blow something up." I guess he thought if he told her it was for school, she might fall for it. Nice try, kid.

She should have given him a balloon ;)

Witnessed M dancing on the bar. Hilarity most definitely ensued.

was there any booze left in the bar? Because I can't imagine there being any other way for that to happen.


Ginger - Feb 25, 2008 3:17:34 pm PST #7656 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"Miss Val, how do you spell elemenohpee?"

"LMNOP"

"Yes, how do you spell it?"

"LMNOP"

"Who's on first?"


JZ - Feb 25, 2008 3:49:17 pm PST #7657 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yes. The guy on first base. Who. Yes. Who's on first. I'm asking you!

t /has "Who's On First" on constant rotation in our car's CD player


Laga - Feb 25, 2008 3:53:18 pm PST #7658 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't know who's on third


Steph L. - Feb 25, 2008 3:54:09 pm PST #7659 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Witnessed M dancing on the bar.

I am agog. This is me, a-goggling.

No shit?!?


sj - Feb 25, 2008 3:54:28 pm PST #7660 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

So, cuteness from kids today: one of my preschoolers asked me, "Miss Val, how do you spell elemenohpee?" It killed me.

So cute!


SuziQ - Feb 25, 2008 3:56:41 pm PST #7661 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Witnessed M dancing on the bar.

Unpossible.

Was glitter involved?


Steph L. - Feb 25, 2008 4:00:32 pm PST #7662 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Witnessed M dancing on the bar.

Unpossible.

Was glitter involved?

Did people put dollar bills in his pants?


vw bug - Feb 25, 2008 4:00:52 pm PST #7663 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

W00t! Houston, we have a draft! We have a 12-page DRAFT! Written TODAY! After two months of staring at a blank screen!

I wasn't sure I had this one in me.


sj - Feb 25, 2008 4:02:33 pm PST #7664 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

W00t! Houston, we have a draft! We have a 12-page DRAFT! Written TODAY! After two months of staring at a blank screen!

Woo Hoo!