Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Feb 25, 2008 2:39:25 pm PST #7653 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

OK people it's a job interview. If you answer all my questions, "no" and "not really" you aren't getting the job!


Gadget_Girl - Feb 25, 2008 2:47:58 pm PST #7654 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

They were supposed to "blow something up." I guess he thought if he told her it was for school, she might fall for it. Nice try, kid.

I love it!


Vortex - Feb 25, 2008 2:59:37 pm PST #7655 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

They were supposed to "blow something up." I guess he thought if he told her it was for school, she might fall for it. Nice try, kid.

She should have given him a balloon ;)

Witnessed M dancing on the bar. Hilarity most definitely ensued.

was there any booze left in the bar? Because I can't imagine there being any other way for that to happen.


Ginger - Feb 25, 2008 3:17:34 pm PST #7656 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"Miss Val, how do you spell elemenohpee?"

"LMNOP"

"Yes, how do you spell it?"

"LMNOP"

"Who's on first?"


JZ - Feb 25, 2008 3:49:17 pm PST #7657 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yes. The guy on first base. Who. Yes. Who's on first. I'm asking you!

t /has "Who's On First" on constant rotation in our car's CD player


Laga - Feb 25, 2008 3:53:18 pm PST #7658 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't know who's on third


Steph L. - Feb 25, 2008 3:54:09 pm PST #7659 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Witnessed M dancing on the bar.

I am agog. This is me, a-goggling.

No shit?!?


sj - Feb 25, 2008 3:54:28 pm PST #7660 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

So, cuteness from kids today: one of my preschoolers asked me, "Miss Val, how do you spell elemenohpee?" It killed me.

So cute!


SuziQ - Feb 25, 2008 3:56:41 pm PST #7661 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Witnessed M dancing on the bar.

Unpossible.

Was glitter involved?


Steph L. - Feb 25, 2008 4:00:32 pm PST #7662 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Witnessed M dancing on the bar.

Unpossible.

Was glitter involved?

Did people put dollar bills in his pants?