But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jan 24, 2008 9:41:51 am PST #3797 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Exactly!


erikaj - Jan 24, 2008 9:50:12 am PST #3798 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

When we had a guy come and put in our digital cable, it was a hard install. So I called his boss cause he was very patient about it. They were stunned. Hope he got a raise.


Polter-Cow - Jan 24, 2008 10:01:38 am PST #3799 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

One of my relatives recently got married in Vegas. To a white girl. He didn't even invite his family.

My mom asked me whether there was any sort of thing going on with me, and I gave her my standard answer, which I do without even thinking at this point: "No."

She said that it was like a hundred thousand pounds of weight had been lifted from her heart.

I just find it interesting that I could have been completely lying to her.


Laga - Jan 24, 2008 10:03:32 am PST #3800 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I could have been completely lying to her.

A lot of people find this method of dealing with their mothers to be the best course of action.


Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 10:03:58 am PST #3801 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

My mom asked me whether there was any sort of thing going on with me, and I gave her my standard answer, which I do without even thinking at this point: "No."

My standard answer to this sort of thing is "WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO?! I'LL KILL 'EM, THE RAT FINKS!"


Aims - Jan 24, 2008 10:08:00 am PST #3802 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

P-C, if I ever find a picture of me in the lengha choli from last weekend, you can send it to your mom and freak her out.


Laga - Jan 24, 2008 10:08:21 am PST #3803 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think if I married a white girl in Vegas Mom would only be disappointed had she not been invited.


Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 10:10:58 am PST #3804 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I think if I married a white girl in Vegas, Aimee would kill me.

The question would be "Did she kill because

A) I married another girl

or

B) I went to Vegas without her?"


SuziQ - Jan 24, 2008 10:11:59 am PST #3805 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

The question would be

C. Was Elvis involved?


Scrappy - Jan 24, 2008 10:12:00 am PST #3806 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

P-C. let's hope your cousins keep at it, like maybe the next one should elope with a biker, then one might father a illegitimate child with an ex-con. When you find someone, your mom will say, "Well, she's white, but at least she's a doctor and he introduced her to us first" or whatever.