Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jan 24, 2008 10:12:51 am PST #3807 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Scrappy is, as usual, wise.


Polter-Cow - Jan 24, 2008 10:16:13 am PST #3808 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The relative in question was actually scheduled to head off to the wife factory in December (like I appear to be, this December), but it looks like he took matters into his own hands.

I need to find myself a wife, stat.


Cashmere - Jan 24, 2008 10:19:08 am PST #3809 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My nephew's baby mamma named their daughter Neveah. She needs the help, though because her mother's a stripper and her dad is a pill-popping, petty criminal.


Laga - Jan 24, 2008 10:19:28 am PST #3810 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Wife factory?

edit: NSFW (sorry!)


Aims - Jan 24, 2008 10:21:17 am PST #3811 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Wife factory: [link]


Trudy Booth - Jan 24, 2008 10:22:21 am PST #3812 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My nephew's baby mamma named their daughter Neveah. She needs the help, though because her mother's a stripper and her dad is a pill-popping, petty criminal.

I have a friend who's terrifying stripper-in-law was heard to say "Pedophilia... that would be a pretty name. What does it mean?"


Trudy Booth - Jan 24, 2008 10:22:54 am PST #3813 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

WHOAH

link not worksave there, laga. warn a girl


Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 10:23:17 am PST #3814 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Dude, Laga! Wanna label that link NSFW?


Ginger - Jan 24, 2008 10:41:54 am PST #3815 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I just find it interesting that I could have been completely lying to her.

This a skill you really need hone.


Jessica - Jan 24, 2008 10:44:22 am PST #3816 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Has sharing a board with ita not taught you people to mouseover links before you click? I mean, really!