When we had a guy come and put in our digital cable, it was a hard install. So I called his boss cause he was very patient about it. They were stunned. Hope he got a raise.
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Jan 24, 2008 9:50:12 am PST #3798 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Polter-Cow - Jan 24, 2008 10:01:38 am PST #3799 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
One of my relatives recently got married in Vegas. To a white girl. He didn't even invite his family.
My mom asked me whether there was any sort of thing going on with me, and I gave her my standard answer, which I do without even thinking at this point: "No."
She said that it was like a hundred thousand pounds of weight had been lifted from her heart.
I just find it interesting that I could have been completely lying to her.
Laga - Jan 24, 2008 10:03:32 am PST #3800 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I could have been completely lying to her.
A lot of people find this method of dealing with their mothers to be the best course of action.
Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 10:03:58 am PST #3801 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
My mom asked me whether there was any sort of thing going on with me, and I gave her my standard answer, which I do without even thinking at this point: "No."
My standard answer to this sort of thing is "WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO?! I'LL KILL 'EM, THE RAT FINKS!"
Aims - Jan 24, 2008 10:08:00 am PST #3802 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
P-C, if I ever find a picture of me in the lengha choli from last weekend, you can send it to your mom and freak her out.
Laga - Jan 24, 2008 10:08:21 am PST #3803 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think if I married a white girl in Vegas Mom would only be disappointed had she not been invited.
Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 10:10:58 am PST #3804 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I think if I married a white girl in Vegas, Aimee would kill me.
The question would be "Did she kill because
A) I married another girl
or
B) I went to Vegas without her?"
SuziQ - Jan 24, 2008 10:11:59 am PST #3805 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
The question would be
C. Was Elvis involved?
Scrappy - Jan 24, 2008 10:12:00 am PST #3806 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
P-C. let's hope your cousins keep at it, like maybe the next one should elope with a biker, then one might father a illegitimate child with an ex-con. When you find someone, your mom will say, "Well, she's white, but at least she's a doctor and he introduced her to us first" or whatever.
Aims - Jan 24, 2008 10:12:51 am PST #3807 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Scrappy is, as usual, wise.