P-C, if I ever find a picture of me in the lengha choli from last weekend, you can send it to your mom and freak her out.

I think if I married a white girl in Vegas Mom would only be disappointed had she not been invited.

I think if I married a white girl in Vegas, Aimee would kill me.

The question would be "Did she kill because

A) I married another girl

or

B) I went to Vegas without her?"

The question would be

C. Was Elvis involved?

P-C. let's hope your cousins keep at it, like maybe the next one should elope with a biker, then one might father a illegitimate child with an ex-con. When you find someone, your mom will say, "Well, she's white, but at least she's a doctor and he introduced her to us first" or whatever.

Scrappy is, as usual, wise.

The relative in question was actually scheduled to head off to the wife factory in December (like I appear to be, this December), but it looks like he took matters into his own hands.

I need to find myself a wife, stat.

My nephew's baby mamma named their daughter Neveah. She needs the help, though because her mother's a stripper and her dad is a pill-popping, petty criminal.

Wife factory?

edit: NSFW (sorry!)

Wife factory: [link]