That's not so much a joke as a horror story, is it?
Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.
'Shindig'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Nov 16, 2007 5:48:26 am PST #2579 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Gudanov - Nov 16, 2007 5:49:05 am PST #2580 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Everybody is a critic.
Dana - Nov 16, 2007 5:50:37 am PST #2581 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I have discovered that new episodes of QI are airing, so I have all sorts of facts learned from my celebrity boyfriend, Stephen Fry. For example, in the 50s and 60s, when they were testing nuclear bombs in Nevada, Las Vegas billed itself as a tourist destination for bomb-watching.
Slogan: "The up and atom town"
Dana - Nov 16, 2007 5:51:46 am PST #2582 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Stephen Fry also asked the question:
Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?
Gudanov - Nov 16, 2007 5:52:42 am PST #2583 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?
Me afraid?
Gudanov - Nov 16, 2007 5:56:35 am PST #2584 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I could pull out the amorous porpoises joke if Jesse is being insufficiently entertained.
Kat - Nov 16, 2007 6:03:48 am PST #2585 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Nice that it's not even 10 am and all I can think about is when I can leave!
THIS is how I feel almost every day. Today, I have appointments scheduled through 2:00 pm but still? Ready to go.
Ailleann - Nov 16, 2007 6:04:26 am PST #2586 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?
One hell of a Saturday night?
Emily - Nov 16, 2007 6:07:32 am PST #2587 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
My holiday party invite, let me show you it:
Bacon wrapped ocean scallops with water chestnuts
Cocktail meatballs in Swedish sauce
Hot sharp cheddar crab dip
Okay, ew. ew. and ew. I mean, I'm sure it sounds wonderful and elegant to some, but ew. I'll be left with cheese and crackers. Faantastic.
Kat - Nov 16, 2007 6:11:05 am PST #2588 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
So, the school district I teach in gave out buckets in case of a lockdown to new teachers. If there is a lockdown, no one can enter or leave classrooms until it is lifted. This is their solution to if kids need to go to the bathroom. shit bucket.