My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Nov 16, 2007 5:52:42 am PST #2583 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?

Me afraid?


Gudanov - Nov 16, 2007 5:56:35 am PST #2584 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I could pull out the amorous porpoises joke if Jesse is being insufficiently entertained.


Kat - Nov 16, 2007 6:03:48 am PST #2585 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Nice that it's not even 10 am and all I can think about is when I can leave!

THIS is how I feel almost every day. Today, I have appointments scheduled through 2:00 pm but still? Ready to go.


Ailleann - Nov 16, 2007 6:04:26 am PST #2586 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?

One hell of a Saturday night?


Emily - Nov 16, 2007 6:07:32 am PST #2587 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

My holiday party invite, let me show you it:

Bacon wrapped ocean scallops with water chestnuts
Cocktail meatballs in Swedish sauce
Hot sharp cheddar crab dip

Okay, ew. ew. and ew. I mean, I'm sure it sounds wonderful and elegant to some, but ew. I'll be left with cheese and crackers. Faantastic.


Kat - Nov 16, 2007 6:11:05 am PST #2588 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

So, the school district I teach in gave out buckets in case of a lockdown to new teachers. If there is a lockdown, no one can enter or leave classrooms until it is lifted. This is their solution to if kids need to go to the bathroom. shit bucket.


Emily - Nov 16, 2007 6:12:04 am PST #2589 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So, the school district I teach in gave out buckets in case of a lockdown to new teachers.

Veteran teachers already have their own buckets?


Sue - Nov 16, 2007 6:13:32 am PST #2590 of 10001
hip deep in pie

That's craxy. OTOH, now you can threaten to take away their bucket.

BTW, Kat, I think it was you that had a favourite website for buying tights. Do you have a link?


shrift - Nov 16, 2007 6:15:57 am PST #2591 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am alone in my office today, I'm listening to hip hop pretty loudly, and I'm pondering what to do for lunch.


Jesse - Nov 16, 2007 6:18:22 am PST #2592 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG bucket.

I mean, I'm sure it sounds wonderful and elegant to some, but ew. I'll be left with cheese and crackers. Faantastic.

Seriously, you can go ahead and send me all of the leftover any of those!

I could pull out the amorous porpoises joke if Jesse is being insufficiently entertained.

I'm still scared. Or scarred. Anyway, my minion just came in saying she basically couldn't think of anything useful to do, so we wasted some time talking turkey. Literally. She's doing Thanksgiving at her house.