Stephen Fry also asked the question:
Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?
Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Nov 16, 2007 5:51:46 am PST #2582 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Gudanov - Nov 16, 2007 5:52:42 am PST #2583 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?
Me afraid?
Gudanov - Nov 16, 2007 5:56:35 am PST #2584 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I could pull out the amorous porpoises joke if Jesse is being insufficiently entertained.
Kat - Nov 16, 2007 6:03:48 am PST #2585 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Nice that it's not even 10 am and all I can think about is when I can leave!
THIS is how I feel almost every day. Today, I have appointments scheduled through 2:00 pm but still? Ready to go.
Ailleann - Nov 16, 2007 6:04:26 am PST #2586 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?
One hell of a Saturday night?
Emily - Nov 16, 2007 6:07:32 am PST #2587 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
My holiday party invite, let me show you it:
Bacon wrapped ocean scallops with water chestnuts
Cocktail meatballs in Swedish sauce
Hot sharp cheddar crab dip
Okay, ew. ew. and ew. I mean, I'm sure it sounds wonderful and elegant to some, but ew. I'll be left with cheese and crackers. Faantastic.
Kat - Nov 16, 2007 6:11:05 am PST #2588 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
So, the school district I teach in gave out buckets in case of a lockdown to new teachers. If there is a lockdown, no one can enter or leave classrooms until it is lifted. This is their solution to if kids need to go to the bathroom. shit bucket.
Emily - Nov 16, 2007 6:12:04 am PST #2589 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
So, the school district I teach in gave out buckets in case of a lockdown to new teachers.
Veteran teachers already have their own buckets?
Sue - Nov 16, 2007 6:13:32 am PST #2590 of 10001
hip deep in pie
That's craxy. OTOH, now you can threaten to take away their bucket.
BTW, Kat, I think it was you that had a favourite website for buying tights. Do you have a link?
shrift - Nov 16, 2007 6:15:57 am PST #2591 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am alone in my office today, I'm listening to hip hop pretty loudly, and I'm pondering what to do for lunch.