Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?
One hell of a Saturday night?
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ailleann - Nov 16, 2007 6:04:26 am PST #2586 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Emily - Nov 16, 2007 6:07:32 am PST #2587 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
My holiday party invite, let me show you it:
Bacon wrapped ocean scallops with water chestnuts
Cocktail meatballs in Swedish sauce
Hot sharp cheddar crab dip
Okay, ew. ew. and ew. I mean, I'm sure it sounds wonderful and elegant to some, but ew. I'll be left with cheese and crackers. Faantastic.
Kat - Nov 16, 2007 6:11:05 am PST #2588 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
So, the school district I teach in gave out buckets in case of a lockdown to new teachers. If there is a lockdown, no one can enter or leave classrooms until it is lifted. This is their solution to if kids need to go to the bathroom. shit bucket.
Emily - Nov 16, 2007 6:12:04 am PST #2589 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
So, the school district I teach in gave out buckets in case of a lockdown to new teachers.
Veteran teachers already have their own buckets?
Sue - Nov 16, 2007 6:13:32 am PST #2590 of 10001
hip deep in pie
That's craxy. OTOH, now you can threaten to take away their bucket.
BTW, Kat, I think it was you that had a favourite website for buying tights. Do you have a link?
shrift - Nov 16, 2007 6:15:57 am PST #2591 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am alone in my office today, I'm listening to hip hop pretty loudly, and I'm pondering what to do for lunch.
Jesse - Nov 16, 2007 6:18:22 am PST #2592 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG bucket.
I mean, I'm sure it sounds wonderful and elegant to some, but ew. I'll be left with cheese and crackers. Faantastic.
Seriously, you can go ahead and send me all of the leftover any of those!
I could pull out the amorous porpoises joke if Jesse is being insufficiently entertained.
I'm still scared. Or scarred. Anyway, my minion just came in saying she basically couldn't think of anything useful to do, so we wasted some time talking turkey. Literally. She's doing Thanksgiving at her house.
Kat - Nov 16, 2007 6:19:50 am PST #2593 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Veteran teachers already have their own buckets?
Dunno. I think veteran teachers are more likely to tell the kid to go outside, lockdown be damned. The best part? They were given at a required conference that new teachers went to on a Saturday and the shit bucket was given out at the first session. So the new folks had to carry the bucket around for hours and hours. On their day off.
Sue, it is Sock Dreams.
Kat - Nov 16, 2007 6:20:50 am PST #2594 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
And, these are the specific tights that rock: [link]
Sophia Brooks - Nov 16, 2007 6:21:48 am PST #2595 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
A bucket!?! On one hand, if there was an apocalypse and all the bathrooms in the world got wiped out, I would be happy to have it, but I don't think I could go in front of students until it was a true emergency!
I get to have turkey on Sunday, at our Drama House Thanksgiving. And sure, it is college kids cooking the sides, but we cater the turkey so we don't get salmonella, and it is gooooood.