I have discovered that new episodes of QI are airing, so I have all sorts of facts learned from my celebrity boyfriend, Stephen Fry. For example, in the 50s and 60s, when they were testing nuclear bombs in Nevada, Las Vegas billed itself as a tourist destination for bomb-watching.

Slogan: "The up and atom town"

Stephen Fry also asked the question:

Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?

Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?

Me afraid?

I could pull out the amorous porpoises joke if Jesse is being insufficiently entertained.

Nice that it's not even 10 am and all I can think about is when I can leave!

THIS is how I feel almost every day. Today, I have appointments scheduled through 2:00 pm but still? Ready to go.

Now, what could you make with an ultrasound rectal probe, a light-emitting tube, bicycle helmets, protective clothing, a huge tub of Vaseline, and a wheelbarrow?

One hell of a Saturday night?

My holiday party invite, let me show you it:

Bacon wrapped ocean scallops with water chestnuts

Cocktail meatballs in Swedish sauce

Hot sharp cheddar crab dip

Okay, ew. ew. and ew. I mean, I'm sure it sounds wonderful and elegant to some, but ew. I'll be left with cheese and crackers. Faantastic.

So, the school district I teach in gave out buckets in case of a lockdown to new teachers. If there is a lockdown, no one can enter or leave classrooms until it is lifted. This is their solution to if kids need to go to the bathroom. shit bucket.

So, the school district I teach in gave out buckets in case of a lockdown to new teachers.

Veteran teachers already have their own buckets?

That's craxy. OTOH, now you can threaten to take away their bucket.

BTW, Kat, I think it was you that had a favourite website for buying tights. Do you have a link?