Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Dec 07, 2007 8:52:24 am PST #7516 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Sorry, I edited and made you look crazy.

You don't have to edit to make her look crazy.

t ducks and runs like the Hounds of Hell are on his heels


Aims - Dec 07, 2007 8:53:51 am PST #7517 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You don't have to edit to make her look crazy.

t narrows eyes

t buys two great danes

t names them "Fuck" and "Off".


Pix - Dec 07, 2007 8:54:28 am PST #7518 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

The little shit had the audacity to ask in an exceptionally passive aggressive manner if "all of our essays should be in our mailboxes by now." She turned her paper in on Tuesday. I had to grade 53 of these suckers, and she KNOWS it. Then she made it worse. I smiled (bared my teeth would be more accurate, perhaps) and said, "Yes, they are all in your boxes." And what did she do? Push it.

"I checked my box and it wasn't there."

So you think I'm making this shit up? Perhaps check your friggin' box again before accusing your teacher of lying. How about that? "The essays are all in your boxes," I repeated.

"Did you put them in recently?"

WTF?!@?@? CLEARLY IF IT WASN'T IN YOUR MAILBOX EARLIER AND I JUST SAID IT'S THERE NOW, I PUT IT IN RECENTLY!

This kid has a history of this shit. I'm so over it.

t /rant

eta: This?

buys two great danes

names them "Fuck" and "Off"

Is a thing of beauty.


Pix - Dec 07, 2007 9:30:21 am PST #7519 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I killed the thread with my rant. I'm sorry. Come back!


Miracleman - Dec 07, 2007 9:33:45 am PST #7520 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

buys two great danes

names them "Fuck" and "Off"

Sells great danes.

Buys two rats. Names them "Aimee's" and "Settling".


Aims - Dec 07, 2007 9:34:25 am PST #7521 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Names them "Aimee's" and "Settling".

Great. They match the wedding album.


Trudy Booth - Dec 07, 2007 9:34:45 am PST #7522 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Could we quit so blithely discussing rats around here?


Miracleman - Dec 07, 2007 9:35:00 am PST #7523 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Great. They match the wedding album.

That one stung from over here.

Have fun walkin', baby.


Daisy Jane - Dec 07, 2007 9:35:32 am PST #7524 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My internets! They are still here!

I have been without them for a week. For my work, that's a bit like saying, "Ok. We're going to need you to dig this five foot deep ditch...Now, here's a plastic spork."

Anyway, hi y'all! I've missed you!

Also, y'all mentioned Dachshunds and while I'd love to tell you they're always like this [link] or this [link] or even this [link] they are also stubborn, hard headed and sneaky. The only reason Ozymandias has not died at our hands is that he's the snuggliest little cutiehead flappy ears on the entire planet.


Aims - Dec 07, 2007 9:35:41 am PST #7525 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Have fun walkin', baby.

As if.