I killed the thread with my rant. I'm sorry. Come back!
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
buys two great danes
names them "Fuck" and "Off"
Sells great danes.
Buys two rats. Names them "Aimee's" and "Settling".
Names them "Aimee's" and "Settling".
Great. They match the wedding album.
Could we quit so blithely discussing rats around here?
Great. They match the wedding album.
That one stung from over here.
Have fun walkin', baby.
My internets! They are still here!
I have been without them for a week. For my work, that's a bit like saying, "Ok. We're going to need you to dig this five foot deep ditch...Now, here's a plastic spork."
Anyway, hi y'all! I've missed you!
Also, y'all mentioned Dachshunds and while I'd love to tell you they're always like this [link] or this [link] or even this [link] they are also stubborn, hard headed and sneaky. The only reason Ozymandias has not died at our hands is that he's the snuggliest little cutiehead flappy ears on the entire planet.
Have fun walkin', baby.
As if.
As if.
As if...what? As if you had the keys to the car?
But...but, wait...you DON'T.
Mwah. Ha. Ha.
Also, y'all mentioned Dachshunds and while I'd love to tell you they're always like this [link] or this [link] or even this [link] they are also stubborn, hard headed and sneaky.
I've also heard they can have horrific health problems due to the elongated back. Similar to how pugs can have horrific breathing issues.
Observes the Miracleborns with a combination of amusement and apprehension. Decides this probably won't end well no matter how it goes. Pops popcorn anyway.