Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Dec 07, 2007 9:30:21 am PST #7519 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I killed the thread with my rant. I'm sorry. Come back!


Miracleman - Dec 07, 2007 9:33:45 am PST #7520 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

buys two great danes

names them "Fuck" and "Off"

Sells great danes.

Buys two rats. Names them "Aimee's" and "Settling".


Aims - Dec 07, 2007 9:34:25 am PST #7521 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Names them "Aimee's" and "Settling".

Great. They match the wedding album.


Trudy Booth - Dec 07, 2007 9:34:45 am PST #7522 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Could we quit so blithely discussing rats around here?


Miracleman - Dec 07, 2007 9:35:00 am PST #7523 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Great. They match the wedding album.

That one stung from over here.

Have fun walkin', baby.


Daisy Jane - Dec 07, 2007 9:35:32 am PST #7524 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My internets! They are still here!

I have been without them for a week. For my work, that's a bit like saying, "Ok. We're going to need you to dig this five foot deep ditch...Now, here's a plastic spork."

Anyway, hi y'all! I've missed you!

Also, y'all mentioned Dachshunds and while I'd love to tell you they're always like this [link] or this [link] or even this [link] they are also stubborn, hard headed and sneaky. The only reason Ozymandias has not died at our hands is that he's the snuggliest little cutiehead flappy ears on the entire planet.


Aims - Dec 07, 2007 9:35:41 am PST #7525 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Have fun walkin', baby.

As if.


Miracleman - Dec 07, 2007 9:36:58 am PST #7526 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

As if.

As if...what? As if you had the keys to the car?

But...but, wait...you DON'T.

Mwah. Ha. Ha.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 07, 2007 9:38:00 am PST #7527 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also, y'all mentioned Dachshunds and while I'd love to tell you they're always like this [link] or this [link] or even this [link] they are also stubborn, hard headed and sneaky.

I've also heard they can have horrific health problems due to the elongated back. Similar to how pugs can have horrific breathing issues.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 07, 2007 9:39:34 am PST #7528 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Observes the Miracleborns with a combination of amusement and apprehension. Decides this probably won't end well no matter how it goes. Pops popcorn anyway.