You don't have to edit to make her look crazy.
t narrows eyes
t buys two great danes
t names them "Fuck" and "Off".
You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Dec 07, 2007 8:53:51 am PST #7517 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Pix - Dec 07, 2007 8:54:28 am PST #7518 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
The little shit had the audacity to ask in an exceptionally passive aggressive manner if "all of our essays should be in our mailboxes by now." She turned her paper in on Tuesday. I had to grade 53 of these suckers, and she KNOWS it. Then she made it worse. I smiled (bared my teeth would be more accurate, perhaps) and said, "Yes, they are all in your boxes." And what did she do? Push it.
"I checked my box and it wasn't there."
So you think I'm making this shit up? Perhaps check your friggin' box again before accusing your teacher of lying. How about that? "The essays are all in your boxes," I repeated.
"Did you put them in recently?"
WTF?!@?@? CLEARLY IF IT WASN'T IN YOUR MAILBOX EARLIER AND I JUST SAID IT'S THERE NOW, I PUT IT IN RECENTLY!
This kid has a history of this shit. I'm so over it.
t /rant
eta: This?
buys two great danes
names them "Fuck" and "Off"
Is a thing of beauty.
Pix - Dec 07, 2007 9:30:21 am PST #7519 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I killed the thread with my rant. I'm sorry. Come back!
Miracleman - Dec 07, 2007 9:33:45 am PST #7520 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
buys two great danes
names them "Fuck" and "Off"
Sells great danes.
Buys two rats. Names them "Aimee's" and "Settling".
Aims - Dec 07, 2007 9:34:25 am PST #7521 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Names them "Aimee's" and "Settling".
Great. They match the wedding album.
Trudy Booth - Dec 07, 2007 9:34:45 am PST #7522 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Could we quit so blithely discussing rats around here?
Miracleman - Dec 07, 2007 9:35:00 am PST #7523 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Great. They match the wedding album.
That one stung from over here.
Have fun walkin', baby.
Daisy Jane - Dec 07, 2007 9:35:32 am PST #7524 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
My internets! They are still here!
I have been without them for a week. For my work, that's a bit like saying, "Ok. We're going to need you to dig this five foot deep ditch...Now, here's a plastic spork."
Anyway, hi y'all! I've missed you!
Also, y'all mentioned Dachshunds and while I'd love to tell you they're always like this [link] or this [link] or even this [link] they are also stubborn, hard headed and sneaky. The only reason Ozymandias has not died at our hands is that he's the snuggliest little cutiehead flappy ears on the entire planet.
Aims - Dec 07, 2007 9:35:41 am PST #7525 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Have fun walkin', baby.
As if.
Miracleman - Dec 07, 2007 9:36:58 am PST #7526 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
As if.
As if...what? As if you had the keys to the car?
But...but, wait...you DON'T.
Mwah. Ha. Ha.