My internets! They are still here!
I have been without them for a week. For my work, that's a bit like saying, "Ok. We're going to need you to dig this five foot deep ditch...Now, here's a plastic spork."
Anyway, hi y'all! I've missed you!
Also, y'all mentioned Dachshunds and while I'd love to tell you they're always like this [link] or this [link] or even this [link] they are also stubborn, hard headed and sneaky. The only reason Ozymandias has not died at our hands is that he's the snuggliest little cutiehead flappy ears on the entire planet.
As if.
As if...what? As if you had the keys to the car?
But...but, wait...you DON'T.
Mwah. Ha. Ha.
Also, y'all mentioned Dachshunds and while I'd love to tell you they're always like this [link] or this [link] or even this [link] they are also stubborn, hard headed and sneaky.
I've also heard they can have horrific health problems due to the elongated back. Similar to how pugs can have horrific breathing issues.
Observes the Miracleborns with a combination of amusement and apprehension. Decides this probably won't end well no matter how it goes. Pops popcorn anyway.
As if...what? As if you had the keys to the car?
As if I couldn't get home some other way.
As if I couldn't get home some other way.
Okay, well there is that...
...hm. Wonder if there are any locksmiths about that might be able to do a fast job...
Wonder if there are any locksmiths about that might be able to do a fast job.
Ok - please to remember who works for the company that MANAGES THE BUILDING. Doof.
As if her new Great Danes couldn't chew through a door.
I've also heard they can have horrific health problems due to the elongated back. Similar to how pugs can have horrific breathing issues.
Yeah, mostly you don't want them jumping up on things because that can hurt their backs.
This is mostly not a problem for Oz since he just whines and looks at me with those expectant doe eyes and I pick him up and put him where he wants to be. We're talking when he wants back in the bed at 3 in the morning.
