The little shit had the audacity to ask in an exceptionally passive aggressive manner if "all of our essays should be in our mailboxes by now." She turned her paper in on Tuesday. I had to grade 53 of these suckers, and she KNOWS it. Then she made it worse. I smiled (bared my teeth would be more accurate, perhaps) and said, "Yes, they are all in your boxes." And what did she do? Push it.
"I checked my box and it wasn't there."
So you think I'm making this shit up? Perhaps
check your friggin' box again
before accusing your teacher of lying. How about that? "The essays are all in your boxes," I repeated.
"Did you put them in recently?"
WTF?!@?@? CLEARLY IF IT WASN'T IN YOUR MAILBOX EARLIER AND I JUST SAID IT'S THERE NOW, I PUT IT IN RECENTLY!
This kid has a history of this shit. I'm so over it.
t /rant
eta: This?
buys two great danes
names them "Fuck" and "Off"
Is a thing of beauty.
I killed the thread with my rant. I'm sorry. Come back!
buys two great danes
names them "Fuck" and "Off"
Sells great danes.
Buys two rats. Names them "Aimee's" and "Settling".
Names them "Aimee's" and "Settling".
Great. They match the wedding album.
Could we quit so blithely discussing
rats
around here?
Great. They match the wedding album.
That one stung from over here.
Have fun walkin', baby.
My internets! They are still here!
I have been without them for a week. For my work, that's a bit like saying, "Ok. We're going to need you to dig this five foot deep ditch...Now, here's a plastic spork."
Anyway, hi y'all! I've missed you!
Also, y'all mentioned Dachshunds and while I'd love to tell you they're always like this [link] or this [link] or even this [link] they are also stubborn, hard headed and sneaky. The only reason Ozymandias has not died at our hands is that he's the snuggliest little cutiehead flappy ears on the entire planet.
As if.
As if...what? As if you had the keys to the car?
But...but, wait...you DON'T.
Mwah. Ha. Ha.
Also, y'all mentioned Dachshunds and while I'd love to tell you they're always like this [link] or this [link] or even this [link] they are also stubborn, hard headed and sneaky.
I've also heard they can have horrific health problems due to the elongated back. Similar to how pugs can have horrific breathing issues.
