This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.

Niska ,'War Stories'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Oct 31, 2007 9:30:15 am PDT #9595 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Martin Luther King Jr. Library - the main library for San Jose Public Library and San Jose State University has about 30,000 - 50,000 books (rough estimate) that have fallen to the floor because of last nights earthquake.

Yikes!!

I just overheard a coworker telling someone that she didn't know how far the person on the other end of the phone was from someplace else, doesn't matter where. Google Maps, people! It's seriously not that hard to find that out before you sound like a doofus!


Toddson - Oct 31, 2007 9:32:46 am PDT #9596 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

There was a story in the paper yesterday about parents objecting to sexy/slutty costumes for their eight-year-olds.


tommyrot - Oct 31, 2007 9:35:36 am PDT #9597 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hooray! World peace is nearly at hand!

Donovan Plans Meditation University

EDINBURGH, Scotland (AP) — Donovan, famous for '60s pop hits such as "Hurdy Gurdy Man" and "Mellow Yellow," has announced plans to open the Invincible Donovan University, where students will adhere to the principles of transcendental meditation.

"I know it sounds like an airy-fairy hippie dream to go on about '60s peace and love," said the 61-year-old singer, who was born Donovan Leitch in the Maryhill area of Glasgow. "But the world is ready for this now, it is clear this is the time."

He said the university will be located in either Glasgow or Edinburgh.

Donovan discovered transcendental meditation while visiting India and guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi in 1968.

"The Maharishi told me during that 1968 visit that I should build a university in Edinburgh. I went to my room and drew a beautiful dome-shaped place of learning," he said Friday.

"I didn't know what to do because I couldn't do this on my own. But then I met David Lynch, who told me about the positive effects of TM in education. Although it's taken me 35 years, I will do what the Maharishi told me to do."

...

"For a country the size of Scotland it would take only 250 students meditating to protect Scotland from its enemies and to bring peace, to stop violence and drug abuse," Lynch said. "That is just a byproduct of the students meditating together."

I'm curious how they came up with the 250 figure....


Dana - Oct 31, 2007 9:37:27 am PDT #9598 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I was already primed to be pissed off, because of this link I saw a week ago:

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"Occupational" girl's costumes include Hannah Montana, Car Hop, American Idol contestant, and French Maid.

Boy's costumes include pilot, astronaut, firefighter, mailman, policeman, doctor, and S.W.A.T. team member.


Jesse - Oct 31, 2007 9:39:08 am PDT #9599 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Major Flirt!

Yeah, that was really bad.


msbelle - Oct 31, 2007 9:41:57 am PDT #9600 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I just saw a 3 year old Wonder Woman cutie patootie!

I need to pull down my "costume" (vintage prom dress) and make sure it will fit.


tommyrot - Oct 31, 2007 9:45:28 am PDT #9601 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ALIENS AND CHILDREN

This website features a series of drawings made by children who were abducted by aliens for the alien purpose of creating a new race of alien/human hybrids.

The drawings show different aspects of the alien abduction phenomenon and include:

cruel medical procedures performed on children,

children boarding alien spacecraft with other aliens,

children playing with alien/hybrid children so the alien/hybrids can learn how to be human,

children being taken by aliens against their will, and

the types of aliens encountered by the abducted children.

The pictures were drawn by children who successfully resisted the aliens by using a "thought screen helmet" which blocks the telepathic control aliens have over humans.

The helmet is a leather hat lined with eight sheets of Velostat, an electrically conductive plastic used to prevent static electricity damage to electronic components. The girl in this photo has two other cloth hats lined with Velostat which she wears to school.

OMG, the poor girl has to wear a fancy tinfoil hat to school!

At least it looks somewhat like a normal hat. But still... I don't even want to imagine the taunting.


-t - Oct 31, 2007 9:46:03 am PDT #9602 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You know, one of the reasons that was given for teh meagre availability of women's hiking clothing was that women would just buy men's stuff regardless of label. I think I hope that there was some similar reasoning going on in those "occupational" costumes. Reduces the rage a little.


JZ - Oct 31, 2007 9:49:48 am PDT #9603 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

From the comments thread on Feministe -- I love this so, so very much, and I'm crushed that I didn't think of it:

I’m wearing pajama bottoms, an old t-shirt, slippers and a robe, and I’m carrying around a baby doll. I’ve got burp cloths and baby wipes coming out of my pockets. I’ve got big black circles under my eyes. I’m a Mombie.


bon bon - Oct 31, 2007 9:50:33 am PDT #9604 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah, it does kind of look like the boys' costumes are mostly unisex, but the girls' are skirted. If you were a costume maker, why make a girls' and boys' version when they haven't developed yet?