And then that made me think of Archie McPhee, and now I realize I must spend my disposable income on (temporary) geek tattoos and the illustrated librarian temp tattoos!
t edit And pirate temp tattoos!
Book ,'Serenity'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
And then that made me think of Archie McPhee, and now I realize I must spend my disposable income on (temporary) geek tattoos and the illustrated librarian temp tattoos!
t edit And pirate temp tattoos!
I have been known to say "English, motherfucker!" to meow-happy cats.
My standard response has been: What is it? What is it, Lassie? Is Timmy stuck down the well??
All pet behavior is caused by little Timmy being stuck down a well.
My standard response has been: What is it? What is it, Lassie? Is Timmy stuck down the well??
I only say that to the dog. The cats don't care about Timmy.
Unless little Timmy is holdin' catnip....
When my dog is underfoot in the kitchen I tend to say "do you want to get FUCKING KILLED?"
She never answers.
Unless little Timmy is holdin' catnip....
They wouldn't be telling me about it, they'd be down the well pestering him. "Yo, Timmy, don't bogart the nip"
We have a song, "Underfoot Puppy" to the tune of "Paperback Writer" for such occasions.
poke poke poke
mwaaaaaah
This is happening right now.
And I'm being a hairless ape with THUMBS and IGNORING IT.
We have a song, "Underfoot Puppy" to the tune of "Paperback Writer" for such occasions.
Ahahaha!!! That's PERFECT and I'm going to begin using it at the next opportune dog-in-the-way occasion.