Unless little Timmy is holdin' catnip....
'The Girl in Question'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
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When my dog is underfoot in the kitchen I tend to say "do you want to get FUCKING KILLED?"
She never answers.
Unless little Timmy is holdin' catnip....
They wouldn't be telling me about it, they'd be down the well pestering him. "Yo, Timmy, don't bogart the nip"
We have a song, "Underfoot Puppy" to the tune of "Paperback Writer" for such occasions.
poke poke poke
mwaaaaaah
This is happening right now.
And I'm being a hairless ape with THUMBS and IGNORING IT.
We have a song, "Underfoot Puppy" to the tune of "Paperback Writer" for such occasions.
Ahahaha!!! That's PERFECT and I'm going to begin using it at the next opportune dog-in-the-way occasion.
Verses and everything?
Eta: because if there are verses I must learn them. I think I get how the chorus goes
Lucy's favorite rawhide sticks are known in my family (and to her) as dogoways - "dog go away" slurred into one word. And they work!
Steph, you're moving into petland soon, aren't you? May I suggest bribes?
Hee. The chorus is as you would expect. The verses are strictly improvisational, based on how miffed we are and exactly what damage and chaos has been loosed.