When my dog is underfoot in the kitchen I tend to say "do you want to get FUCKING KILLED?"
She never answers.
Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!
'First Date'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Oct 17, 2007 4:55:23 pm PDT #7219 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
-t - Oct 17, 2007 5:01:44 pm PDT #7220 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Unless little Timmy is holdin' catnip....
They wouldn't be telling me about it, they'd be down the well pestering him. "Yo, Timmy, don't bogart the nip"
Liese S. - Oct 17, 2007 5:07:35 pm PDT #7221 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
We have a song, "Underfoot Puppy" to the tune of "Paperback Writer" for such occasions.
sarameg - Oct 17, 2007 5:07:43 pm PDT #7222 of 10001
poke poke poke
mwaaaaaah
This is happening right now.
And I'm being a hairless ape with THUMBS and IGNORING IT.
Steph L. - Oct 17, 2007 5:09:17 pm PDT #7223 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
We have a song, "Underfoot Puppy" to the tune of "Paperback Writer" for such occasions.
Ahahaha!!! That's PERFECT and I'm going to begin using it at the next opportune dog-in-the-way occasion.
-t - Oct 17, 2007 5:09:36 pm PDT #7224 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Verses and everything?
Eta: because if there are verses I must learn them. I think I get how the chorus goes
brenda m - Oct 17, 2007 5:10:46 pm PDT #7225 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Lucy's favorite rawhide sticks are known in my family (and to her) as dogoways - "dog go away" slurred into one word. And they work!
sarameg - Oct 17, 2007 5:11:16 pm PDT #7226 of 10001
Steph, you're moving into petland soon, aren't you? May I suggest bribes?
Liese S. - Oct 17, 2007 5:19:49 pm PDT #7227 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Hee. The chorus is as you would expect. The verses are strictly improvisational, based on how miffed we are and exactly what damage and chaos has been loosed.
Liese S. - Oct 17, 2007 5:23:44 pm PDT #7228 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
And while we're telling animal stories, today the SO took Seabiscuit to visit the build. Reportedly, he was alarmed at the lack of yard, which, evidently, he had expected to remain available strictly for his use. And then he went inside the house for the first time, which was very exciting.
And he was completely baffled by the open stud walls. He would run up to them, and then stop suddenly and peer through them. Then he would turn and go around them through the proper doorways. Eventually he went through, but with a mystified look on his face. He especially enjoyed the deck, despite the fact that it doesn't have a proper floor yet, which will probably continue indefinitely.