My standard response has been: What is it? What is it, Lassie? Is Timmy stuck down the well??
I only say that to the dog. The cats don't care about Timmy.
Right. Sir. Honey.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Oct 17, 2007 4:54:09 pm PDT #7217 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
tommyrot - Oct 17, 2007 4:55:12 pm PDT #7218 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Unless little Timmy is holdin' catnip....
Trudy Booth - Oct 17, 2007 4:55:23 pm PDT #7219 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
When my dog is underfoot in the kitchen I tend to say "do you want to get FUCKING KILLED?"
She never answers.
-t - Oct 17, 2007 5:01:44 pm PDT #7220 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Unless little Timmy is holdin' catnip....
They wouldn't be telling me about it, they'd be down the well pestering him. "Yo, Timmy, don't bogart the nip"
Liese S. - Oct 17, 2007 5:07:35 pm PDT #7221 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
We have a song, "Underfoot Puppy" to the tune of "Paperback Writer" for such occasions.
sarameg - Oct 17, 2007 5:07:43 pm PDT #7222 of 10001
poke poke poke
mwaaaaaah
This is happening right now.
And I'm being a hairless ape with THUMBS and IGNORING IT.
Steph L. - Oct 17, 2007 5:09:17 pm PDT #7223 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
We have a song, "Underfoot Puppy" to the tune of "Paperback Writer" for such occasions.
Ahahaha!!! That's PERFECT and I'm going to begin using it at the next opportune dog-in-the-way occasion.
-t - Oct 17, 2007 5:09:36 pm PDT #7224 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Verses and everything?
Eta: because if there are verses I must learn them. I think I get how the chorus goes
brenda m - Oct 17, 2007 5:10:46 pm PDT #7225 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Lucy's favorite rawhide sticks are known in my family (and to her) as dogoways - "dog go away" slurred into one word. And they work!
sarameg - Oct 17, 2007 5:11:16 pm PDT #7226 of 10001
Steph, you're moving into petland soon, aren't you? May I suggest bribes?