"....and what do you call this accent?"
How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Oct 11, 2007 12:11:38 pm PDT #6219 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
juliana - Oct 11, 2007 12:11:50 pm PDT #6220 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
You never know when you might need to clock a guy in the ankle with a 9-lb. weight, and then shoot him full of arrows, you know?
I never knew it, but I have been looking for this sport my entire life.
I think we may have found the One True Buffista Sport.
bon bon - Oct 11, 2007 12:15:25 pm PDT #6221 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
"....and what do you call this accent?"
WINNER!
lisah - Oct 11, 2007 12:19:01 pm PDT #6222 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
"....and what do you call this accent?"
BWAH!
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 11, 2007 12:19:59 pm PDT #6223 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
We TOTALLY need to set him up with Craig's List Girl!
Not without sterilizing them to make sure they can't breed. Ordinarily I'd say their personalities are sufficient for that purpose, but if they were introduced to one another...
Toddson - Oct 11, 2007 12:25:23 pm PDT #6224 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Bowling and archery - a biathlon for the indoorsman.
Daisy Jane - Oct 11, 2007 12:50:32 pm PDT #6225 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Seriously every time I look at that douche's stuff I have a new favorite part.
The pictures on the "Fitness" section. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Sheryl - Oct 11, 2007 12:58:10 pm PDT #6226 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
I didn't follow the link to that guy's website. Reading the excerpts (and the commentary that follows) is amusement enough.
JZ - Oct 11, 2007 12:58:43 pm PDT #6227 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I did like the listings on his PROJECTS page, including:
MASCOT HANDLER
Kellogg's Pop Tarts
Panda Express
Plus, he was on both the set-up and break-down crews for Jerry Springer!
bon bon - Oct 11, 2007 1:04:08 pm PDT #6228 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Ready for more JFP? [link]
I know it seems like the "Real Doll" one is the most bizarre. But I am not sure. What is he doing with that briefcase?! WHY DOES HE HAVE A DICE OTTOMAN IN A PHOTO.