My favorite part of that website so far:

Costumed Characters & Roles

Law Firm & Pinnacle Health Care - Batman

Verizon Wireless - Slick Italian Spy, Obvious Tourist

Airgas - James Bond in Winter

Multiple Events - Mr. Sunny, the Sunny 95 Mascot

Columbus Clippers Game - B.C. Rooster

He's in Atlanta! Now I never want to leave my house again.

I was social chairman of my fraternity...and took classes at the Wharton School of Business (perennially ranked #1 in the world).

Translation: I picked up the kegs and grain alcohol for my fraternity. Wharton never actually accepted me and I didn't graduate from there.

I have worked & consulted for several Fortune 500 companies, including Time Warner, USA Today, GTE, Sprint, Pitney Bowes & Limited Brands.

Translation: No company can bear to have me around very long.

I am an avid traveler and have been to St. Thomas & St. John, Aruba and Zurich. I have lived in / visited almost every major city in the United States, having seen 38 of the 50 states.

Translation: No city or state can bear to have me around very long.

I have been in the "fame game" for years, meeting celebrities like Luke Perry, Cynthia Nixon, Dave Matthews, Jeff Foxworthy, Joe Montana, Toby Keith & LeAnn Rimes to name a few.

Translation: I haven't even been in an elevator with anyone on the A list.

Luke Perry!

Ginger's right, his claimed MBA is not: [link]

bon bon, here's a livejournal community for you: [link]

I also like "Dialects & Accents"! WTF?!

It's a usual thing for actors to put on their resume, actually. But I seriously doubt this guy's dialects are any good.

But I seriously doubt this guy's dialects are any good.

ARISTOCRAT!!!

It's a usual thing for actors to put on their resume, actually. But I seriously doubt this guy's dialects are any good.

But how can you SAY that? His description of them is so intriguing! Any casting agent in the WORLD would give his left nad to find someone who could do an all-encompassing "Aristocrat" accent!

"But we still haven't decided where the high-ranking character is FROM"

"Doesn't matter. I have a guy here who can do "Aristocrat"

"Ooooh!!!! Tell me, can he do English AND British?"

"Indeed he can!"

The Women's Room being my biggest favorite.

I was just thinking about The Women's Room the other day, and how odd it is that "Ladies" seems to be making a comeback in common usage.

You never know when you might need to clock a guy in the ankle with a 9-lb. weight, and then shoot him full of arrows, you know?

I never knew it, but I have been looking for this sport my entire life.