Wow, you've really mastered the power of positive giving-up.

Cordelia ,'End of Days'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Oct 11, 2007 12:15:25 pm PDT #6221 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

"....and what do you call this accent?"

WINNER!


lisah - Oct 11, 2007 12:19:01 pm PDT #6222 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

"....and what do you call this accent?"

BWAH!


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 11, 2007 12:19:59 pm PDT #6223 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

We TOTALLY need to set him up with Craig's List Girl!

Not without sterilizing them to make sure they can't breed. Ordinarily I'd say their personalities are sufficient for that purpose, but if they were introduced to one another...


Toddson - Oct 11, 2007 12:25:23 pm PDT #6224 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Bowling and archery - a biathlon for the indoorsman.


Daisy Jane - Oct 11, 2007 12:50:32 pm PDT #6225 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Seriously every time I look at that douche's stuff I have a new favorite part.

The pictures on the "Fitness" section. Can't. Stop. Laughing.


Sheryl - Oct 11, 2007 12:58:10 pm PDT #6226 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I didn't follow the link to that guy's website. Reading the excerpts (and the commentary that follows) is amusement enough.


JZ - Oct 11, 2007 12:58:43 pm PDT #6227 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I did like the listings on his PROJECTS page, including:

MASCOT HANDLER
Kellogg's Pop Tarts
Panda Express

Plus, he was on both the set-up and break-down crews for Jerry Springer!


bon bon - Oct 11, 2007 1:04:08 pm PDT #6228 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ready for more JFP? [link]

I know it seems like the "Real Doll" one is the most bizarre. But I am not sure. What is he doing with that briefcase?! WHY DOES HE HAVE A DICE OTTOMAN IN A PHOTO.


Dana - Oct 11, 2007 1:06:00 pm PDT #6229 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

He's got a total rectangle head.


JZ - Oct 11, 2007 1:10:00 pm PDT #6230 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The ABOUT US page is a thing of beauty. I can't even pick one sentence; I have to quote the whole damn thing.

Modern Models was started by John Page to take advantage of his experience in the acting & modeling business, "social chairman" skill set & Mensa level intellect. His Fortune 500 sector work, unique sense of style & love of travel will also be considerable assets.
John has always been a put "A, B and C" together kind of guy. He is able to remember people that he met 20 years ago like it was yesterday. His connections have allowed him to rub elbows with the socio-economic elite, and his networking skills allow him into many red carpet events. This ability to have a social veneer combined with Ivy League brainpower has served him well, helping create a chameleon-like ability to fit in with the jet-set, business and fashion cliques.
Mingling with the rich & famous, throwing an extraordinary event, plus finding the hottest soirees are all skill sets that will suit our founder well when competing in this industry. He will tap into personal & professional contacts, unparalleled business acumen & 98th percentile IQ to propel Modern Models to reach new heights.
Modern Models operates in Columbus, Ohio but will move its headquarters to Chastain Park in Atlanta in the future. At some point, an expansion into Los Angeles is planned.

Man, I wish I was a put "A, B and C" together kind of guy. Not to mention how useful it'd be to have the ability to have a social veneer.